A CHEAP FEEL

I took a class in my junior year of high school called "Speech and Theater." It was an acting class. Well, for our final we had to put together a show and perform it for some English classes that our teacher invited into the auditorium. We made the show out of skits and monolauges that we had done earlier in the year for class but the teacher also added some new things into it as well. One of the things he did was that one day he set about 10 folders on a table and told us to find a script we liked, get a partner, or partners, depending on how many people were needed for the scene, and told us to practice. We had 2 months to put the show together and practice our skits. I decided to team up with a friend of mine from class at the time named, Heidi. In one part of the scene we were doing I had to fall into Heidi's arms and she was supposed to drag me into a chair. Well, she didn't tell me she had a bad back so I leaned all my body weight onto her. When I did this she had her arms under mine and lost her balance. Since her arms were under mine she reached up to grab my shoulders for support but aimed wrong and grabbed my breasts instead. When she realized what she did she gasped, dropped me to the floor and went to sit at a nearby table, saying over and over again, "Oh my God!! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that!" Meanwhile, I'm still on the floor, laughing hysterically and the groups of kids practicing around us are looking at us both like we lost our minds. Luckily, no one saw what happened.

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