THE GOLF JOKE

There were three men who were lost in the woods one day and it was getting very late. They kept walking, though and finally came to a big farm. They went to the farmer and asked if he had a place that they could stay the night. The farmer said that one of the men had to sleep with the pigs, one with the chickens and the other with his 18 beautiful women. The next morning the farmer entered the barn and asked the man who slept with the pigs how he slept and the man said, "like a pig." He then went to the man who slept with the chickens and asked how he slept and that man said, "like a chicken". The farmer then went to the man who slept with the 18 beautiful women and asked how he slept and the man said, "like a golfball". The farmer looked at the man in confusion and asked, "what do you mean?" and then man replied, "well, you would feel like a golfball, too if you were going in and out of 18 holes all night".