THE HORSE JOKE

There once was a man with a severe drinking problem whose wife never gave him any money because she knew that he would just go to a bar and drink it away. One day the man was walking down the street, walking off an urge to drink.As he walked he came to a bar that had a sign on the door which read: "If you can make my horse laugh the bartender will give you a free beer". Because the man was so desperate he went right into the bar and asked the bartender where the horse was. The bartender pointed to a room in back so the man went inside and about ten minutes later he came out again and the horse's loud laughter could be heard. The bartender looked at the man in confusion but only shrugged and gave him his beer. A few weeks later the same man was walking by the same bar but this time there was a different sign on the door. "If you can make my horse cry you will recieve a lifetime's worth of free beers". The man went back inside, back into the same room and came out again about ten minutes later and the sound of the horse's loud sobs could be heard. The man goes to the bar for one of his free beers and again the bartender gives him a curious look, asking, "ok, how'd ya do it?" The man looked at the bartender and smiled, "well, to make him laugh i said that my penis is bigger than his." The bartender chuckled, "oh, that is funny!... So, how'd ya make em cry?" The man, again, looks at the bartender, grins proudly and replies, "i proved it to him!"