ONE DUMB DOG



There once was a man who owned a very stupid dog. One day the man was cleaning out his garage and just for a moment, had his back to the dog. In that one second, the dog wandered over to a can of gasoline in a corner of the garage and started licking the gas from the nosel. After the man was finished cleaning out the garage he called his dog and entered the house. They were in the house for awhile when the dog suddenly got up and started running frantically around the house in circles. The man watched, amazed at what his dog was doing but then his amusement turned to panic as he watched the dog just fall to the ground, seeming to be unconscious. The man immediately rushed the poor dog to the vet. After the vet examined the animal the man told the vet all the events of the day and what the dog had done while in the house. The vet looked over the dog and then looked to the man and said, "oh, don't worry, mister...your dog just ran out of gas."


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