SUPERMAN'S BORING NIGHT

Superman was feeling a little bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask him if he wanted to go to a club to pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was sick and he had to take care of him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he wanted to get a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's house to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could go in, have sex and be out again before she knew what was happeneing." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile, on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "Did you hear anything?" "No," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts!"