The Offspring
Melbourne Park, 25 June 1999
by Denno

Hey dudes, I suppose you would know the that The Offspring concert was a blast if you went, but If you didn't go then ya missed out on the best gig in the world, it was so cool. They come at the start with Americana. Man did that rock with the long itro at the start, it was cool. Ron Welty (drums) come in at first, and all these lasers were going off around him, that was all you could see. Then Noodles came in on the guitar. Then Gregy K came in with his bass, and then Dexter comes in with the kick arse vocals. Then they played through some more songs until they come to the Intermission, it was funny as, Motorhead (this  big fat dudes) come out wearing nothing but a g-string. Then the lights went off again, and they came back on, and the were these Backstreet boys dolls stand there. then Dexter comes out and beats them all with a baseball bat. It was a pisser. and then it came to the end of the concert so me and me mate lite up our lighters that we had jack up before so the flame was about ten metres high, and everyone chanted we want more so they came back in with Pay the man, and then did Why don't you get a job, it was corny but we still moshed to it.

And that was all, all so Eskimo Joe and Guttermouth were cool, Guttermouth really punky. So get 2 VERY COOL thumbs from me. E-mail me if you went too.