Why do guys do some of the irrational, idiotic, childish, nonsensical, STUPID things they do? ...I don't know either! That's why I have dug into the mind of one of the biggest studs in Coppell to figure out just what's going in that testosterone running brain of...you guessed it...BOYS.
(New sections added 7/22..."Things Guys Shouldn't Do" and "What It Really Means When We Cry" "22 Tips For Girls")
" 22 Tips For Girls" -by Nick...see it HERE
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Q: When guys are in front of their friends, why do they think that they always have to prove something? |
A: Cuz we are "overly competitive" and we like to show each other that we have guts... |
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Q: Why are dudes so obsessed over the size of their...you know what I mean! |
A: Feet? I dunno, cuz you need to know if you could ever borrow that persons shoes?
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Q: How come men feel as if they have to be buff in order to be a "real man"? |
A: Cuz you do...? Women find it attractive right? |
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Q: What is it with guys and their cars?!?!? |
A: Only dorky guys are obsessed with their cars, other than that we just like to have a nice ride... |
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Q: Why do guys' eyes always seem to wander in the direction of a girl's ass or boobs? |
A: Like you guys don't know the answer to that?!?!?! Because we want to grab 'em!!!! |
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Q: How come, when it's just a dude and his chic, the guy acts sweet and sensitive but when he's around others, he acts like a moron?! |
A: I don't, I'm always sweet. Guys gotta impress each other, it's like we're on a team or something and we gotta prove stuff... |
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Q: When a guy thinks of something perverted to say, why don't they keep it to themselves instead of sharing it with everyone? |
A: Because guys are sickos and they think it's funny |
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Q: Why do guys like lesbians so much? |
A: Cuz!!!! twice the package, I guess... (personally I would never TOUCH no less LOOK at a lesbian, I think that is fricking GROSS! I am a one woman man for life) |
[*new]Things Guys Shouldn't Do:
-Don't talk to us about your ex-girlfriend
-Don't ask us to squeeze the pimples on your back
-Don't always try to kiss us
-Don't use too much hairspray/hairgel
-Don't try to kiss us after you ate something like...garlic or onions
-Don't talk to us about cars
-Don't talk to us about sports
-Don't talk to us about jockstraps
-Don't tell us about your hidden rash
-Don't wear the same pants you did yesterday
Yes, we girls are known to cry about a lot of different things but you don't always know exactly what we're crying ABOUT...here are some different cries and what they mean...
The Way We Cry
Extreme sobbing, no eye contact, hugs (maybe) |
What It Means
"I killed someone" or "One of my relatives/friends died" |
Extreme sobbing, partial eye contact |
"I wrecked your car" or "I've found someone else" |
Extreme sobbing ,all eyes |
"I love you so much but I'm moving this summer" or "My dog/cat/bird died" |
Mild crying, a little laughter |
"I hit my funny bone really hard" or "I forget what I'm crying over" |
Small tears |
"I broke my longest nail" or "I hit my knee on the counter" |
Small, angry tears, major eye contact |
"Today's our anniversary...and you forgot" or "Why can't you be here for my birthday?" |
Small tears, and hugs |
"I had a fight with my mom" or "My best friend and I are having problems" |
Tiny tears, big hugs |
"I love you so much" or "You're squeezing me too tight" |
Tips For The Typical Male:
[1] ALWAYS hold open the door for a lady, just because we're in the 90's doesn't mean that old fashioned courtesy vanishes.
[2] When you're on a date, serious or not, don't let your eyes wander in the direction of another chic...we like it when your mind is on us...not the blonde bimbo walking by.
[3] When you're with your gal, watch your mouth! That means no perverse comments and not TOO much cussing...you get the idea.
[4] For those of you guys who think that crying is for a momma's boy, LISTEN UP...there is absolutely nothing wrong with a tear every now and then, we girls think it's cute.
[5] Even though it's alright to cry in front of your chic every now and then, don't be a whiney baby! Talk about annoying! You gotta know when and how often to cry...too much crying and whining is annoying and a major turn-off.
[6] Bring your babe flowers every so often...it reminds us just how much we like you!
[7] I know lots of you guys hate going shopping with your girl but get over it! It's such a perfect time to get to know one another better and their taste in clothes, music, JEWELRY...got it?
[8] Smell good! Even if it means splashing on a little aftershave...one of the things we gals remember most about our guys is the way they smell!
[9] If you're the kind of dude that's good at singing, writing poetry, playing the guitar, piano, ect...entertain us...it totally makes us swoon.
[10] Last but not least...when you tell us you're gonna call, DO IT! Despite what you guys think, we DO wait for your call and even if we don't show it, we all get a little pissy when all we hear are you excuses for NOT calling.
The Chick Behind It All...
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Yeah yeah...that's me, Brittny. I just recently moved to Coppell, Texas and I'll be a sophomore at CHS. I'm originally from Houston and I have NO idea why I made this website! If, for some reason, you want to know more about me, IM (or eMail) me at HeyBrittny@aol.com or visit my webpage by clicking here! |
If you have any questions for the intelligent female side of this instructive page, eMail Brittny OR if you would like to get in touch with the stud behind all of the answers, eMail Nick...thanks and come again soon!
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Last Updated-Thursday, July 22, 1999
