Well, my hair isn't that yellow, my eyes aren't that blue and my lips not that red. And my nose is actually not that ugly... but if you knew me you would recognize me at first sight...

the story:

There was this couple who was looking for their little girl. They weren't able to make out which one was theirs (maybe they just didn't want to). Then they saw me lying there very quietly with this wise expression all over my face. Yeah, I was a beauty. The couple decided to take me instead of one of those stinking infants.

Well, I was lucky, my new family turned out to be really nice and they always gave me enough food and sometimes my new Dad even played the flute for me. Yeah, I've almost had a childhood as other children.

But sometimes just before I go to sleep a voice deep inside me tells me that I'm special.

the facts:

name:                  Franziska Judith Keller 

date of birth:         april 30, 1981 
                       
hobbies:               watching people at the subway and make out what 
                       animal they look like (most people fit the categories             
                       "dog" or "turtle" but there's a lot of "fish"
                       as well)