Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
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Excuse me, would anyone like an albatross?
Right!!
If you love the brilliance of John Cleese, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, and Terry Jones, then you're in great company. And if you don't, PISS OFF!
OOOH, my brain hurts!
E's not pinin'! E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are not 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! This is an ex-parrot!!!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam!!!