March 15-22 Spring Break and Saint Patrick's Day
So, my privileged (and non-privileged) Upper East Siders, here are those juicy early spring headlines you've been dying to know about.
Bethany Joy Galeotti recently got that modeling gig, and even though she has been traveling she has had time for not one, but two guys. She's dating Casper Van Dein, and fooling wout with Chris Evans (the Valentine's Ball King) behind his back. Chris claims to be the "nice-guy player"-Is there a bigger oxy-moron? There's no such thing! Guys who are playeres aren't honest, truthful, nice, or up front about anything. So what is really going on? Casper doesn't seem to think to much about their relationship either. Spending a bit too much time at school? Extra-credit of the truly fun sort. Someone doesn't look like they'll have any sort of problem passing.
Katharine McPhee, the Valentine's Ball Queen, still seems to be donning the ring Brandon Fraser gave her over Christmas. The alleged bump isn't showing. I wonder if the little mouse was there to begin with, or maybe the little mouse was gotten rid of. Only time will tell. I'm sure the pictures of Brandon and Jessica Simpson isn't helping their relationship.
Jessica Simpson just seems to be all over the place though. Brandon, Chris, Scott, Daniel, William, and Jack. Simply take one of your mother's Valiums and cool all those damn hormones! Atleast in public. I do wonder if Brandon knows that Katharine has been seen getting tutored, by Hayden Christensen, in subjects that aren't taught in school. Perhaps she's trying to get revenge for the pictures.
Talking about little mice and bumps Jessica Alba has a very prominent bump. She, as well, is showing off a rock of a ring. I really doubt with a bump like that she'll be able to fit into a Vera wedding dress, or that she and Owen Wilson will be able to step foot into Saint Patrick's church (even with a SIZABLE donation from Daddy dearest).
Lukas Haas likes to attack those who are beneath him. This past week it was Emmy Rossum. I wonder who it's going to be next week. It's rather strange that with the way he treats and acts to those who don't even come close to the pay range he accepts, that he would marry someone who doesn't act like they have any money. Then again, it is Alexis Bledel, so maybe the money factor is still a reason why. I'm sure getting married in Las Vegas wasn't what they planned. Unless there's another little mosue in the making.
Mandy Moore hasn't been seen around, ANYWHERE, lately. Perhaps becauseof her recent, forced stint in rehab. (Both of her parents got in on this one.) I do wonder if her sponsor knows she was out on Saint Patrick's Day, on the Upper West Side, hanging out in bars drinking herself into a stupor?
If Charisma Carpenter thinks her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, has been faithful I think she would be mistaken. He's been seen flirting with Alexz Johnson and Kim Kardashian. Kim simply seemed to be pulling a Jessica Simpson, or tryingto. (Perhaps it's the other way around. Maybe Jessica Simpson is trying to pull a Kim Kardashian. Looks like the two of them should be BFF's. Defiantly would make this "job" more intersting.) Then the "happy" couple headed to Cancun for Spring Break. Wonder if Justin will have eyesonly for Charisma down there, or if his eyes will wander for a Spanish senorita. You'll just have to wait for Spring Break to end.
Speaking of Kim Kardashian, she has her eyes (or is it her hooks) into the new Soccer star, David Beckham. David Beckham apparently dumped the girlfriend that he moved over here to be with, for Kim K (if there ever was a girlfriend, that is). Does he even know what he has gotten himself into? Doesn't seem like it since the two are spending their Spring Break in Malibu. I give it a week, maybe two before one, or both are cheating.
Ashley Olsen and Hayden Christensen are currently dating. You already know about Hayden C, but will Ashley O ever wise up and stop being that sugary sweet, innocent, naive little rich girl? Time to buy a clue Ashley, you certainly have the money.