This page will basically summarize every episode, in the order they have appeared, have a blast!
Season 1:
Episode 1: The Pilot
In this episode, the gang decides to go to a concert, and Red (Eric's Dad) decides to lend him the car, unfortunately, the battery dies and they are resorted to swapping tickets for the battery, so Kelso and Jackie stay behind and, well, you know! While the rest have a blast smokin' up at the concert, and Eric gets a little kiss from Donna in the end.
Episode 2: Eric's Birthday Party
It's Eric Forman's 17th Birthday and his 'stuck in the 50's' Mom is planning him a suprise party but just can't seem to keep it from him, as much as she tries. Eric's evil sister comes home, just to spoil the fun and Kelso has a super time fantasizing about her. Eric and Donna are trying to decide on their feelings for eachother, especially after that kiss from episode 1.
Episode 3: The Streakers
Gerald Ford is coming to town and Red has been laid off. He has to ask him a stupid question when he really wants to complain about losing his job. Hyde thinks something should be done so the guys plan to streak during Ford's speach, of course they all show up in trench coats and chicken out, but suddenly, Eric finds the urge within himself and bares his shame in front of all wearing only a nixon mask!
Episode 4: Donna the sports queen
In this episode, "Michael" finally admits he's whipped by Jackie, but then concludes that at least he is 'getting some'. Donna whoops some serious basketball ass against Eric, which leads to his reputation as a wuss by the other guys, she then kicks his butt in air hockey, which leaves him looking embarassed in lipstick and a dress. She eventually lets him win, but he know's it.
Episode 5: That Burger Job!
Fatso Burger is hiring! All the guys apply, but Eric is the one who gets it. Donna is going crazy for 'scrawny neighbour boy', and her parents are out of town which gives her the idea of having him over...alone. But Kelso, the brainiac desides it's the type of occasion that should be made into a toga party. And of all nights, Eric is stuck in Fatso burger. Donna goes and see's him, but nothing romantic happens, of course! Eric quits his job and goes to see Donna at home but her parents get there before he does and they don't even get to see eachother.
Episode 6: The Keg Party
The episode starts off with Eric and Donna ditching class, and they are driving along with Hyde and Kelso when magically, they spot a keg in the middle of the road. They then use an empty pool in Kelso and Jackie's "make out place", to throw a keg party, but only one problem: They don't have a tap. They go through many series of trying to obtain the tap, but unfortunately have no luck. Meanwhile Kitty and Donna's Mom are busy getting smashed on Daqueri's. In the end, Eric finally gets his Dad's tap, but at this time his parents and the cops are awaiting his arrival at the pool. Can you say, Busted? Donna tells the little stud she thought it was really cool what he did, and gives him a kiss.
Episode 7: The Disco Boogey Night
Jackie lets the group in on the big disco thats comin'. Hyde doesn't plan to go because he can't dance. So Kitty decides to give him lessons, however Mr & Mrs Pinciotti think the two are having an illicit affair. At the disco, Fez sweeps Jackie off her feet and the two get a little attention, and almost go at it, until Kelso jumps in, proclaiming that Jackie was his girl. Hyde wants to kiss Donna, (Noooo!), but she informs him to "shut up and dance". Then at the end the Disco fever has worn off and Donna and Eric share a smooch while dancin' to some ABBA tunes
Episode 8: Make out city
Eric and Donna make plans to see The Omen at the drive in, and Kelso and Jackie end up coming along. Red and Kitty have their own night out, and end up havin' their own little party in their car. Kelso and Jackie can't keep their hands off eachother and the tension grows between Donna and Eric. Meanwhile Fez is obsessed with the fact that Satan is hounding him, and listening to Kiss tunes backwards are sending him messages, but Hyde fixes that! Eric and Donna end up goin' at it like they never have before, woo hoo!
Episode 9: Eric the dumbass!
Oh My God! Eric's sister brought home her 'slutty' college friend and Eric went behind Donna's back and made out with her. It's Thanksgiving and Mother Forman is supposed to be coming for dinner all the while driving kitty insane with her phone calls. Eric decides he should tell Donna what happened, and at first she flips out on his head (well, wouldn't you?!) But after he tells her that he would take it back because what they have is so great, she forgives him and woah, do they ever have a kiss ;) So everything is cool, the funniest was when Fez told Red his son was a Whore!
Episode 10: Grandma Forman
It's Sunday and Grandma Forman is coming to the house for church, then dinner. All the while making everyone crazy, especially Kitty, who is trying to quit smoking. Eric tries to massage those lovely bunion-filled feet, but Fez insists, as feet are considered worhip-worthy in his country. The two get along great and Fez is the only one Grandma acts nice to. Eric has a paper due, but ends up having to stay up late from all the grandma-help he has had to do. Not much plot advancement this week :)
Episode 11: The Forbidden Kiss
Guest starring - Whoever that kid is from 3rd Rock From The Sun...Him and Eric become lab partners and once Eric discovers his wicked wheels, they become really good freinds and start hanging out all the time. The best was when Hyde is down in the basement with Donna and he puts his hand on her leg and she tells him to move it, so he moves it around on her leg...hehehe. Anyways! The guy (I cant remember his name) turns out to be gay and when he gets Eric alone after a movie, he kisses him. God - I died laughing. I dont know, I was kinda hoping Eric was gay...Dont ask me why! Well, thats all :)
Episode 12: That Christmas Party!
Merry Christmas! This episode ruled, Can you believe I am actually wanting Hyde & Donna to get together? He gave her a picture of the two of them from grade 6, it was so sweet. Anyways, Eric is having this party down in the basement. He gets the money from Big Red to get a christmas tree but he cuts one down instead so they can save the rest for beer. His sister spikes the punch and Red busts them all at the end, once the cops come with trouble about the tree. Eric is busted once again! :)
Episode 13: The Ski Trip!
Jackie invites everyone to come to her Dad's cabin, but then she finds out Kelso (the whore) kissed another girl, so she dis-invites him, which almost gets him in trouble when he hitchikes, my god he's dumb :) Donna also almost gets in trouble with Eric when Hyde comes on to her majorly, but that Donna is such a smartie. Fez gets drunk on "liquid candy", what a riot
Episode 14: The Stolen Car
Hehe, Red takes away the Vista Cruiser after Eric scratches it, so Kelso gets his cousin to lend them a car, but after they get butsted by the cops and thrown in jail, they come to the conclusion that it wasn't really his cousins. Episode 15: That Wrestling Show!
Okay, you guys...I missed this episode! :( The only one. I can't remember why either...Anyways, I heard what happened was Red, Kitty & Bob go with Eric and everyone else to a wrestling match where Eric meets his idol Rocky Johnson. Sorry, that's all I know!
Episode 16: First Date
This was good, Eric takes Donna out to dinner on a date to plan on asking her to be his girlfriend, but that Donna gets trashed (drunk) and it makes the attempting a little harder, especially when Hyde shows up. Get lost Hyde Dammit! He's still completely into Donna obviously but she knows who she wants, cause she rules :)
Episode 17: The Pill
Okay, Jackie and Kelso like, did it and Jackie fears she might be pregnant, and this scares Donna more so than Jackie and Midge encourages her to go on birth control incase her and Eric ever decide to go that far. But then at the pharmacy, Bob goes to pick up her perscription while Eric is there picking up something else and when he finds out its for birth control, Eric fears for his life. So damn funny
Episode 18: Career Day
It's career day at school, so the gang all go to work with their parents. But since Jackie is a sophmore she spends the day with Red helping him fix the car, it was cute. Eric goes with Kitty to the hospital, and goes almost mentaly damaged from the experience. Hyde and Fez go with Hyde's mom to the cafeteria where they get in a fight. Kelso goes with his dad and he has no idea what he does, so he concludes that he will tell the class he went to a farm and picked carrots. hehe. And Donna goes with Bob to his appliance store where he embarasses her.
Episode 19: Prom Night!
(This is Mila's fave episode...I was there when she said it--hehehe) Jackie and Kelso are in a fight and she is depressed that she dosent have a date so she talks Hyde into going with her, she looked gorgeous :) And I'm completely comfortable in my sexuality to say that! Eric rents him and Donna a hotel room but doesnt tell her til the end of the night, but it turned out to be a real stink hole, so they go back to prom, Fez tries to seduce his teacher, and at the end, Jackie and Kelso get back together and dance all night, awww....
Episode 20: A New Hope
Man..Star Wars & That 70's Show...Does it get any better?! The guys go to see Star Wars and become completely obsessed with it, then Eric's old rival comes to town and it threatens him and Donna, so he punches the guy out at the end, it kicked some major ass. Also Red's job and Laurie's future at college are threatened.
Episode 21: Return!
The gang try to grafiti a pot leaf on the local water tower which leads to Kelso breaking his arm. They go back to Eric's to see if Kitty can take a look at it, but he catches Kitty & Red in a rather...steamy moment. (Was the look on his face priceless or what?!) He goes crazy the whole episode until they finally confront him about it, thinking its drugs. Laurie breaks the news that he saw them 'together' and they're all pretty tongue tied, what can I say, I laughed my ass off!
Episode 22: Hyde...Gone?
Hyde meets a greasy-easy bike chick who he almost runs away with to New York, but that sexy thang makes the right choice in the end. Eric can't get Donna's bra undone when they're makin' out and she stops wearing it :)
I know I am missing a few episode summaries, but I dont have them on tape and quite frankly I got lazy in the summer, if anyone can help me out I'd be really thankful
Season 2:
Episode 1: Special Brownies
The formans are holding a garage sale, and Eric and Hyde have to stay home and help with it. Meanwhile, Donna, Jackie, Kelso and Fez go see The Goodbye Girl at the movie theatre. Fez seems to get excited by Jackie (Especially after she eats popcorn from his groin) and he kisses her, which results with a punch in the face from Kelso. Hyde is in charge of the bake sale at the garage sale so he decides to make some "special" brownies, with that little hint of ingredient (for those innocent fans out there it was POT). But unfortunately he forgets a pan in the oven and Red, Kitty, Bob and Midge end up eating the whole thing and getting high. And during this hilarious scene, Red sells the vista cruiser! (to someone he belives to be Peter Cottontail..hehe) But in the end everything works out and Eric gets his car back and Kelso forgives Fez...and the parents get the munchies :)