STARBUCKERS (parody of starfuckers inc., nine inch nails)
my god floats in the back of the coffee machine
my god comes in a cup made of cellophane
my god comes in three sizes of mocha caffeine
my god costs just three dollars and seventeen...
i got espresso just for the caffeine high
i listened to all the yuppies talking all through the night
i'll be drinking you as long as it isn't tea
i paid too much for this crappy cafe' latte
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS INCORPORATED
STARBUCKERS
i ate every cheese filled danish i bought at the store
i sold my mr. coffee, couldn't take it anymore
cuz when i turned it on not a drop would percilate
it's really not so bad, if your work doesn't care your late
*excuses*
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS INCORPORATED
STARBUCKERS
all the grains...
how did you think we'd stay up without you
you're so vain....
i bet you think i'd pass out without you...
don't you
don't you...
don't you...
DON'T YOU...
DON'T YOU
DON'T YOU
DON'T YOU!
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS
STARBUCKERS INCORPORATED...
STARBUCKERS

MAKE ME A BAGEL (parody of send me an angel, real life) *note that moe's is a big bagel chain in boulder where i live*
do you believe in moe's on broadway?
do you believe in moe's?
i been around, all over town
i've never had bagels at moe's
open oven! that cooks your dough
the smells will drive you insane
toasted or brown, single or by the pound
i can't decide on my own
if a seed comes up and chips a hole in my tooth
i'll turn and spit it away
every day, a new choice must be made
it's hard to choose a bagel at moe's
ham'n'cheese on rye, is making you cry
don't know what to eat, don't know what to eat
looking for food, that doesn't have meat....
make me a bagel
*with cream cheese*
make me a bagel
*with cream cheese*
toast it....toast it....toast it
empty fast food can only dissapoint
in the mouth behind your smile
but don't give up...don't give up...
you can have bagels at moe's
ham'n'cheese on rye, is making you cry
don't know what to eat, don't know what to eat
looking for food, that doesn't have meat....
make me a bagel
*with cream cheese*
make a bagel
*with cream cheese*
toast it...
toast it...
toast it

BIG MAN WITH A FRO (parody of big man with a gun, nine inch nails)
i am a big man, yes i am. and i've got a big fro
got me some big ole' hair and i, style it don't ya know
sitting on my forehead, well i'll make you comb it
maybe i'll put some gel in it ya know, just for the look of it
well i can wear it up if i want, or i can wear it down
i can dye it bright red, or leave it natural brown
wash, rinse, and then repeat. that's the secret how
me and my fucking hair....
wash it with pantene now
*brush brush brush*
i'm gonna flake all over you
*brush brush brush*
head n' shoulders, selsun blue
*brush brush brush*
hair clogs the drain, oh no boo hoo
*brush brush brush*
me and my foofie fro
me and my foofie fro
me and my foofie fro