These quotes were given to me by one of the sweetest girls I know! Thank you Ashley!

Amir:

"That's so not funny"

"I'm so fucking sick of people man!"
"We get lots of action, I can't complain!"
"I think the best cartoon characters these days is South Park"
"At least someone knows us"
"You think Amir is shy, eh? You think Amir is quiet, eh? WELL HE"S NOT!"
"They riped Ryan's $800 shirt and he was whining about it for a week."
"I love that shit man...sex in showers!"
"This guy right next to me was taling mad shit. I didn't even notice he was talking about me until he mentioned my nail polish. I turned around and said 'Oh, you like it? It's pretty cool, huh?"
"They're really loud"
"Its almost hypnotic from that point on"
"Girls trip out over all the shit we have"
"No way. I'd pull some rock star shit and arrive in a limo"
"I love reading the manuals for these guitar synthesizers. Some of the things they say are just so retarded. Like, 'This is your standard setup. Don't be afraid to experiment."
"You want a kiss? Oh, well, than go ask Ryan. He has been kissing people all night. It's a bit of an embarassment if you ask me." - After some chick asked him for a kiss

Bobby:

"Can I just say that I've never been known to turn down the voluptuous?"

"Look, Ryan's a chick magnet...I'm...I'm...an air magnet."
"I heard those college kids are kinda nuts"
"I will definitely...not be doing karoake, no."
"I'm bummed....I wish I felt better"
"They're called boxer briefs."
"I'm not in the band because i love to play drums....I mean, obviously, I do...."

Jay:

"Bowie's like my favorite person in the entire universe."

"I just hit puberty last night, like it?"
"Did you ever tell him to get off you back?"
"Sex sells (referring to Orgy) but this is a musical orgy, as opposed to a big sex-fest. I'm not too keen on blatantly selling that imagery...Not that a couple of girls at the same time is so bad, once or twice a week."
"We are the bastard project of and imaginary orgy. Like, David Bowie and Duran Duran having sex with Korn, Ministy and the cast of 'Star Wars'!"
"Girls used to put make-up on us. They would sit on your lap, put a little eyeliner on you, a little bit of blusher...you het a little attracted to it! That helped develop a small portion of what we're about."
"I'm sick of the baggy clothes and bands walking around like Droopy The Fucking Clown. Let's tighten it up a bit! Make it look more stylish."
"After 45 minutes, it became 'The Shining'." (referring to recording on Lake Tahoe)
"We're quite normal, actually."
"I was sick of the whole big-tittied stripper vibe. I hate those big huge basketballs! I like a nice C-cup, right around that size. The double D's are a little too much!"
" If I shot a fifty foot flame out my ass, it would make no difference to anyone!"
"It has nothing to do with sex or any of that kind of stuff, not that we don't enjoy that kind of stuff"
"We have really cool fans"
"I somehow finished high school, I don't know how"
"Oh yeah, and those other faggots in the band, Ry, Mir, Bob, Paige....You're all on restriction"
"I'll beat that whole band's ass single handedly"
"...and here I am now, a singer in a crazy band!"
"We gotta thank Ryan for making our hair look good. He's gay, you know, and so is Bobby"
"Nobody wants to hear Korn Part 2 and nobody wants to be a Korgy, well, we don't want to be Korgy, we're pretty happy being Orgy"
"...We always smell good too"
"You have to have a sense of humor to be in N'SYNC"
"What's important (to me) is that you give away all your emotions in the music"
"I've always been a fashion bitch. I wore more makeup than my mother"
"I'm not a rock star, I'm a rock bright light"
"I'm not god, I'm Jay"
"How many of you ladies came here to fuck Mark McGrath? Too late I beat you to it!"
"Someone's getting a bit happy with my ass back there!"

Paige:

"Hey baby, sup?"

"Its kind of like death pop."
"To tell you the truth, the message board is very deceiving. People can say what they want whenever they want. Untimately, it doesn't matter. We're not affected by gossip."
"I think it was water bottle day at the stadium"
"Sometimes its faster if we're running late"
"Ryan thought they were throwing dollar bills onstage, but they were actually hundreds"
"There's not many sports where you can sit there and eat a big ol' burger, drink a whole bunch of beer and still do a good game."
{after Bobby only hit a few pins} "Yeah Bobby! You rule, dude! That was so dope!"
"if you mess with things too much, you lose the creative spark that made it initially right."
"Wouldn't that be awesome? (to David Allen Grier"
"Bowling's kinda like a flowing thing, ya' know? If you ain't got the flow, it's not going to happen."
"People get scared when they party with us"
"I can always tell when I'm at one. I feel like a Backstreet Boy!" - On all ages shows
"People are people man. If they're into u, we're into them"
"He's trippin' out now, eh baby?"
"I'm just one big sweaty guy tonight!"

Ryan:

"It's definitely getting out of hand. People are freaking out on the streets when we walk by." - (referring to Blue Monday's success)

"It helps if they want to sleep with!...We get messages like, 'I'm a guy and I want to sleep with you, if that's cool' on our website all the time."
"We like fashion, but we're not interested in the fashion scene. I don't even have any earrings! I just want to hang out and fucking drink! I'm not into, 'I want to wrap you up in plastic and fuck you'. I just want to fuck you!"
"We wear makeup?"
"You're not allowed to look like a normal person in Orgy."
"I'm still a hairdresserm but I only have five clients now, the idiots in my band."
"Personally, I did speed off the control board a couple hundred times! I accidntally spilled some on one of the knobs, so I had to snort it all up. But that's normal, isn't it?"
"I've got a severe ass fetish dude....and skinny girls? Wow!"
"This is so you, dude"
"Dude, they're totally going going shizoid on us"
"All makeup's cool....i've never found any shoes I like though."
"That's not on TV, is it?"
"We wear makeup?"
"We're strip club monsters!"
"Oh, I need a beer so bad. Dude, this is giving me an anxiety attack. I'm fucking having a beer"
"Dude, I've got a huge ass fetish. I could just bury my head in an as right now!"
"Dude, full water bottles are as bad as a beer bottle. They have a nice hand-grenade-like impact."
"Beer beer beer beer"
"Charcoal is cool...you can grill on it"
"I'm always up my girlfriend's ass"
"I'm blushing overhere. I'm halfway across the world and I'm blushing!"
"I don't want to wrap you in plastic and fuck you. I just want to fuck you!"
"Every day when I wake up and look at Amir I think "What an UGLY man"
"What? You want me to step on it or something?"
"Why does everyone like Jay? What about me?! Am I the only one that doesn't like him?"