Well I went over to my baby's house
It was early afternoon
I was takin' her to dinner
By the light of the moon
Well my baby's always good to me
Her voice is soft as a feather
But she said 'Hey baby, you outta here'
'Better get your shit together'
Baby, what's your problem?
I thought things was all cool.
'Well you know what's wrong with me' she said
'But you always acts a fool'
Well I went over to my baby's house
Around quarter after 3
She said 'get on out' but I wound up having
27 Cups of Tea!

Well I went over to my baby's house
It was early afternoon
I was takin' her to dinner
I was gonna show her my brand new moon
We hopped in my wheels
Headed down to the shopping mart
Cuz everybody knows she loves
That little four wheeled cart
We picked up some groceries
Some for me, some for her
We had dinner, it was fine
It was cold, I said "brrr"
Well I went over to my baby's house
Stayed 'til about 3
I ended up having
27 Cups of Tea!

Well I'm glad I built that bom shelter
In my backyard
We stock it up
with beans and lard
Went over to my baby's house
Stayed til about 3
I ended up having
27 Cups of Tea!

She loves it when I talk
all smooth to her face
Occasionally she hits me
with a big old can of mace
Went over to my baby's house
didn't leave til 3
I ended up having
27 Cups of Tea!

Well I couldn't remember some of the words in the 2nd verse, because Mark made up most of this song on the spot, but next time I see him, I'll ask him. Actually I probably won't. I see Mark everyday, but I haven't gotten around to asking him yet. Hell, he might even forget, he's gotta read off a paper to record songs.

As always, this song is completely copyrighted. In fact, this one is copyrighted DOUBLY because Mark wrote most of it. So it's copyrighted by me, and it's copyrighted by Mark, and it's copyrighted by Us, as a band. So don't go anywhere near it. Operation rules.