When you've got a big head and you've got a little neck
So your head rolls around like you're in a train wreck
And you know down the hall there's a government coup
But what the hell do you want me to do
So you're running down the street from the goons and the dogs
You see Horschack, Barbarino, and all the sweathogs
And you're tripping on your shoes cuz your shoes are on the walls
And the government coup's goin' on down the hall
Who's got the funk?
Robby Lamborne's got the funk
Who's got the funk?
Brett Stoutland's got the funk
So you're jumping thru air and you land on the fence
And you've got a make a choice but it costs six pence
And it costs a lot more than that just to pay the rent
but Down the hall there's a coup of the government
So you're driving to the sun and your spaceship broke
Cuz your brother put a baseball card in the spoke
And you shout to the sky "hey god, no fair!"
But the government coup's goin' on down there
Who's got the funk?
Mr. Calhoun's got the funk
Who's got the funk?
Aaron Holm's got the funk
So you jump into a trailer and you reach for your gun
But you realize that you lost it when you flew to the sun
So in come the goons now there's nowhere to go
And just to make the lines rhyme you dive into the snow