T SHIRT
Today, while working at my parents adult bookstore, I was watching Sally Jesse Raphael.(I've never admitted to having a job). Anyway....Sally's topic was, "My daughter Dresses too old for her age." Let me tell you I was totally engrossed, watching a five year old apply her lipstick.(She was better than I am...well....almost) A child after my own heart.
Abruptly interupting my television fixation, the bookstore door swung open. A grey man walked in. He was almost nondescript...except for his T-Shirt. I looked at it....then at him. He looked into my eyes...and before I could divert my gaze...he caught it.
Damn, Fuck, Hell! Now I had to acknowledge him....a potential customer. Bye bye Sally.
The guy gave me a limy smile and asked for my advise on vibrators. Like I'm the fuckin' Vibrator Queen or something....said he wanted something big enough to make a woman squirm. "heh...heh do you know what I mean?" Yeah asshole....I know what you mean....."heh..heh...would I demonstrate how to use it? Sure motherfucker bend over!....but I said nothing aloud.
Then he lowered his voice, almost to a whisper....and asked me(in confidence), if I knew where "a guy might find a little action?" He said he was feling mighty horny and sure would like a blow-job..."wink"...would I like to make a little extra cash?
NO! And he glanced away from my cold, sunglassed eyes..shot down...almost humble. He looked at the toys hangingon the wall and mumbled he would take the Dobule Dong and the Mr. Ejaculator. I quickly rang up his sale and read his T-Shirt again......
WORLDS GREATEST GRANDPA
A true chapter in the life of the one and only, Diva Blue on MAR 1997.
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