Get out and don't come back no more
Get out and don't come back no more
Get out, don't come back
Get out, don't come back
Get out...and don't come back no more!

Don't come back
Don't come back
Don't come back
Don't come back
Get out and don't come back (don't come back)
Get out and don't come back (don't come back)
Get out and don't come back (don't come back)
Get out and don't come back (don't come back)
Don't come back (don't come back)
Don't come back (don't come back)
Don't come back (don't come back)
Don't come back (don't come back)
Get out and don't come back, (repeat about 15 times) Don't come back no more
Don't come back no more
Get out and don't come back, etc.

He kicked me out!
He kicked me out!
He kicked me out!
He kicked me out!

You must have heard of them
A kind of screwed-up blend
Split-personality
Two sides to fight and argue all night
Over coffee or tea
Well that's okay
I wouldn't mind, touche
Or even three...and that's no joke
But with a four-way split
The pocket money's hit
And all of me is broke

I got four heads inside my mind
Four rooms I'd like to ride
Four selves I want to find
And I don't know which one is me

I get four in the box each day
Four girls ringing that I want to date
I look in the mirror and I see my face
But I don't know which one is me
Don't know which one is me

He kicked me out, he kicked me out
He kicked me out, he kicked me out

I wake up over here and then I'm over here
I'm tryin' to brush my teeth
It's little things that are hard
Like starting up the car
And I'm still underneath
I get along alright
In fact it's fun at night
I get four-dimensional dreams
But I have to think before I take a drink
I get hung over times sixteen

There are four records I want to buy
Four highs I'd like to try
Every letter I get I send four replies
And I don't know which one's from me
I've got four hang-ups I'm trying to beat
Four directions and just two feet
Got a very, very secret identity
And I don't know which one is me

You think it's funny I can tell
Well you don't understand too well
I get so lonely and turned around
But I can't let it bring me down

I've got four hang-ups I'm trying to beat
Four directions and just two feet
Got a very, very secret identity
And I don't know which one is me

Joker James, you did it again
Caused somebody pain
You lived up to your name, Jimmy
Joker James!

Sally was a stamp collector
Pretty little girl
One day she dated James
Bringing love into her world
A tense romantic moment
As they sat down on the couch
The whoopee cushion roared
And I'm afraid it's over now!

Joker James (He's a joker!)
You did it again (He's a joker!)
Caused somebody pain (He's a joker!)
You lived up to your name, didn't ya? (He's a joker!)
Joker James!

Lucy was a cool one
Always got her high
Then she dated James
And true love took her higher
The jester had suggested
A new way to get stoned
Put itching powder down her neck
And now she's all alone!

Joker James (Joker James!)
You did it again (Joker James! He's such a...)
Caused somebody pain (...Joker!)
You lived up to your name, didn't you? (Joker James!)
Joker James!

Sense of humour cannot woo her
You just threw another wheeze her way
Pranks won't get you thanks
You just threw another love away

Alice was a different (?)
Always wore a smile
Her skin felt like heaven
And laughter all the while
Her sense of humour throws him
And deep in love he falls
But when he tries to sign the paper
The rubber pencil falls

Joker James (He's a joker!)
You're not to blame (He's a joker!)
The joke's on you (He's a joker!)
Now you're through, Joker James (He's a joker!)
But that's the game (He's a joker!)
He's Joker James!

Joker James (He's a joker!)
You did it again (He's a joker!)
Caused somebody pain (Joker James)
You lived up to your name, Jimmy (Joker James, he's...)
Joker James!