Artist: 2Pac/Makaveli

Album: The don killuminati: the 7day theory

Song: Intro

(Suge shot me)?

In today's news the ever controversial

Tupac Shakur just released another album

under the alias Makaveli.

Music insiders are running wild

trying to rearrange other artistry dates

in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.

Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album,

resources tell me a number of less fortunate rapper's

have joined together in conspiracy to assinate

the character of not only Mr. Shakur

but of Death Row Records as well.

Nas the alleged ring leader is furious

of Tupac's excuse me, Makaveli's verbal assault

on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rapper's.

Jay Z of Hawaiian soapy fame,

Big Little whatever and several other corny sounding motherfuckas

are understandibly shakin up by this release.

The question everbody wants to know is

"Why'd they get this nigga started?"

Tupac rather, Makaveli was not available

for comment but released this statement:

"IT'S NOT ABOUT EAST OR WEST.

IT'S ABOUT NIGGAS AND BYTCHEZ,

POWER AND MONEY, RIDAHZ AND PUNKZ.

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?"