17-10-2000

what are you doing this fine day?
do you work or do you play
or do you sit around and pray...
that your horse will get that nice bale of hay
and that your cat does not stray
nor your dog run away...
hey, perhaps you'll contemplate that you might be gay!
but I feel heterosexual is where you'll stay...
because if you said that then Sue just may...
beat you senseless and throw you in the way...
of a big truck with a driver called Ray...
that means you wouldn't be able to play...
and at home all day you'd have to stay...
you'd play with the hems of your shorts until they would fray...
then you'd be truly 80's wouldn't you hey?!
ENDE