Dear resident of Earth, Sol,

Last night I made myself President of the World. I figured that no-one else had done it yet, so why shouldn't it be me?! Besides, I've got wicked taste in old movies.

So you know what this means don't you?! No more American Super Power for you baby. I make all the big decisions in this stratesphere.

My policy includes public egg-ings of Pauline Hanson and her side-kicks, and no more Silverchair albums or concerts. three d radio will be broadcast nationally if I have my way... we'll just see about that. I might make Natasha Stott-Despoja the new Australian President but I haven't decided yet.

John Howard will definately be exiled.

The environment is way important so be sure to do something each day, even if it's a little thing, that will benifit this world in the long run. I'm a recycling fanatic. It's very easy and doesn't really take that much time if you look at it within the scope of things!

I look forward to meeting all of you on my world travels.

Thank you for your attention, and yes I AM serious.