Contrary to popular belief, I am not a jerk
I drive 50 miles to and from work.
I like to visit my friends Neon and Rick
They know it's not necessary to show their dick
Hope they know I'm just meandering about
Looking for a cool place to hang-out
My name often causes confusion
New-comers to their page think it's an illusion
I'm frequently asked "are you the star "
My answer is always "No", not by far
I know all of this may sound a little sick
I chat because I want know what makes people tick
I often find it hard to say goodbye
I guess I'll be Curious until the day I die