Circle - K

I went down to the Circle K
I saw Kieran all the way
got myself a sausage roll
cost too much and it was cold

oh my god I want to cut you open
oh god I am not joking
I went down to the Circle K
went home again that day

want to throw you off a bridge
want to kick you in a ditch
goin' down to the Circle K
you gotta ? to give him some air

this'll be the end of the song
thank y'all for coming along
next time we'll meet at the Circle K
and ?
?, yeah

ooh, I went down to the Circle K

Constipation

ohh
I was watching a little TV
sitting infront of my chair
I thought what the fuck's 
going on down there
I looked below
it was really sick
I didn't know what
what to make of it
I had a good look down
down inside my pants
it was big and ugly
and it was blue and it was black
it was so painful 
I didn't know what to do
I ran to the toilet
I ran to the toilet
this is what I ? had to do

full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit

full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit

I ran to the toilet
opened up the door
? sit down 
and the litter on the floor
I looked below
it was really sick
there wasn't much
? left of it
I had a good look down
down inside my pants
it was big and ugly 
and it was blue and it was black
it was so painful
I didn't know what to do
? shit there
and this is what I ? had to do

full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit

full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit
I must be so full of shit

These lyrics are thanks to some ben guy who also owns a spiderbait page but I have forgotten what the address is.