Some sounds/quotes from some of my favourite movies..

Ace:"All-righty-then!"

Colonel Jessup:"You have to ask me nicely...."

Kaffee:"So this is what a courtroom looks like...."

Kaffee & Colonel Jessup:"Did you order the code red?"
"YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!"

Colonel Jessup:"Don't I feel like the fucking asshole"

Kaffee & Colonel Jessup:"You want answers?...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Hudson:"That's it man.....It's Game Over!"

Flute girl:"And one time, at bad camp..."

Lovell:"Ah, Houston, we have a problem">

Austin:"This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby!"

Austin:"I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing!"

Austin:"Austin Powers....Danger's my middle name...."

Austin:"OK, name...Austin Danger Powers...Sex? Yes, please!"

Austin:"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

Austin & Vanessa:"That's Dr. Evil's cat..How do you know? I never forget a pussy..."

Austin:"Do I make you horny?

Austin:"I shagged her rotten baby! Yeah!"

Austin:"Oh behave!

Austin:"Who does number two work for..."

Austin:"I sahgged her, I shagged her rotten..."

Austin:"I've beaten Dr. Evil before and I'll beat him again."

Austin:"OH BEHAVE... YEAH!!!

Austin:"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY FEM BOT!!!

Austin:"Groovy baby YEAH!!!"

Austin:"GRRR BABY!!! VERY GRRR!"

Austin:"I put the GRRR IN SWINGER BABY!!!"

Austin:"VERY RANDY!!!"

Dr. Evil"I've been a frickn' evil doctor for 30 frickn' years. O.K.?"

Dr. Evil & Mr Bigglesworth:"Come Mr. Biggelsworth.
Mr. Biggelsworth: Meow.

Dr. Evil:"Mr. President, in 12 hours I will destroy Washington D.C. with this giant laser."

Dr. Evil's laugh

Dr. Evil"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers."

Dr. Evil:"I'm going to go back to the 60's and steal Austin Power's mojo."

Dr. evil:"I shall call him... Mini-Me."

Dr. Evil:"Why make trillions when we could make... billions?"

Dr. Evil:"The truly evil murder with style."

Bowfinger & Jiff:"Would you be willing to cut your hair?"
"Yes, but uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it."

Kit & Bowfinger:"Get my door just as fast as you get Tom Hanks'. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?"
"Isn't there supposed to be a script delivery from Paramount?"
"I ain't expect no script from Paramount."
"I mean Universal."
"Maybe so, come on."
"Gotta have you sign."

Bowfinger & Daisy:"I wanna see you. We are finished. We are over."
"How come?"
"You had sex with Jiff."
"So?"
"Well I never thought of it that way."
"I'll see you tonight?"
"What time?"
"Eight?"
"Okay."

Kit, Afrim, Unknown Character:Kit accuses a guy of calling him a spear chucker and takes out a gun and starts shooting in his house.

Kit & Unknown:"You say, 'I adore meeting you, Cliff.' Then you push the guy over the cliff."
"That's too much for the audience to have to think about. They have to know that the guy's name is Cliff, they have to know that he's on a cliff. That the Cliff and the cliff is the same. It's too sereabral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!"

Wallace:"Every man dies, not every man really lives."

Wallace:"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!!"

Wallace:"ARE YOU READY FOR A WAR!!!?"

Wallace:"Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace! William Wallace is seven feet tall! Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with balls of fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse! (laughter) I am William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live. Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that... for one chance... just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

Stephen, Campbell, Wallace & Hamish:"Him? That can't be William Wallace... I am prettier than this man. Alright, father! I'll ask him! If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
"Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?"
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father! The Almighty says, Don't change the subject! Just answer the fucking question!"
"Mind your tongue!"
"Campbell: Insane Irish!"
"Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man."
"That's me friend, Irishmen. And the answer to your question is yes. If you fight for me, ya get to kill the English."
"Excellent! Stephen is my name! I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island, of course."
"Your island? You mean Ireland?"
"Yeah, it's mine. You're a madman. (Laughs) I've come to the right place then."

Holden & Jay:"Just having a little girl trouble."
"Pressing charges? I get that alot."

Holden:"Oh my God....Who are you? Larry fucking Flynt?"

Banky & Holden:"They're stroke books, stupid... You got like 30 books in there!? We're only gonna be gone for two days!?? Variety's the spice of life - I like a wide selection!"

Holden & Hooper:"C'mon....That's a buncha horseshit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy, y'know....He got to fly the Millenium Falcon - What's the matter with you!? Who said that? I did."

Hooper:"Now, Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit..then this cracker - Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe..."

Hooper & Banky:"Check this shit...You've got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker - Nazi Poster Boy, blonde hair, blue eyes....And then, you've got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy - Nubian God! What's a nubian? Shut the fuck up!"

Banky:"Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"

Hooper & Banky:"..And they go and bust up Vader's herd, the Death Star...Now what the fuck do you call that? Intergalactic civil war? Gentrification! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote safe for white folks...."

Banky:"Man, when are we ever gonna get to see this shit live without paying for it?!"

Banky:"Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups...Sometimes I like them already in airbrush...Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night...Sometimes it's girl on girl time...Sometimes a steamy letter will do...Sometimes - not often - but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse."

Cher:"So, the flannel shirt deal....is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"

Mr Hall & Cher:"Cher Horowitz-two tardies."
"I object. Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?"
"One was last Monday."
"Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies."

Cher:"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie."

Josh & Cher:"And you know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock."
"Oh, that'd be reason enough for me."

Cameron Poe:"I said....Put the bunny back in the box...."

Mick:"Up north in the never-never, where the land is harsh and bare. Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee, who can dance like Fred Astair."

Gump & Old Man:"Are you stupid or something?...

Young Jenny:"Run Forrest! Run!"

Forrest:"My mama always said... a box of chocolates..."

Verman:"We came.....We saw......We kicked its ass"

007:"No more foreplay..."

Psychiatrist:

"I just slid my ticket across... gotta go see about a girl"

"Do you know what its like... an angel on this earth just for you"

Happy Gilmore

Happy:"The price is wrong,bitch!"

"Show me da money!"

Riggs (I):"I'm suprised you haven't heard about me, cuz I have a reputation of going nuts, like right now!"

Riggs & Murtaugh (II):"Where are they - the bad guys? Are they all gone? They've been decaffinated....."

Riggs (III):"He's chaos, I'm mayhem...We're a double act!"

Mrs. Doubtfire

"I saw him run that way....It was a run-by fruiting!"

Scream

Guy on phone:"So who are you? The question isn't who I am....It's where I am! Ok...so where are you? Your front porch!"

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace

Queen Amidala:"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."

Darth Maul:"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

Darth Maul"At last we will have revenge."

Obi Wan Kenobi:"We haven't much time."

Sio Bibble:"You must contact me!"

Queen Amidala:"The Federation has gone too far."

Yoda:"Always two there are a master and an apprentice."

Darth Sidious:"Wipe them out... all of them."

C-3PO:"They will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships!"

Sio Bibble:"A communications breakdown... invasion"

Star Wars (Trilogy)

Ewoks:"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi..."

Obi Wan Kenobi:"MAy the force be with you. Always."

Ten Things I Hate About You

Cameron:"You know, just cause you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter."

Bianca & Cameron:"Aha! Black panties... You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."

Verona:"Don't let anyone, ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."

Verona & Kat:"You're not as mean as you think you are, you know that?
And you're not as bad-ass as you think you are!
Ooohh, someone still has their panties in a twist.
Don't think for one minute think that you had any affect whatsoever on my panties."

Kat:"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

Miss Perky:"I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools, same little ass-wipes, shit for brains everywhere!"

Kat:"I hate the way you talk to me / And the way you cut your hair. / I hate the way you drive my car. / I hate it when you stare. / I hate your big dumb combat boots / And the way you read my mind. / I hate you so much it makes me sick -- / It even makes me rhyme. / I hate the way you're always right. /I hate it when you lie. /I hate it...I hate it when you make me laugh -- /Even worse when you make me cry. / I hate it that you're not around / And the fact that you didn't call. / But mostly I hate the way / I don't hate you -- / Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

Top Gun

Cassidy:"Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash!"

Maverick & Goose:"Now this is what I call a target rich environment! You live your life between your legs Mav......"

Terminator

"I'll be back..."

Unforgiven

"Any man don't wanna get killed, better clear on out the back...."

"You just shot an unarmed man! Well - He shoulda armed himself..."

The Waterboy"

Bobby:

"Time to open up some whoop ass!"

"What exactly are they putting in the water..."

"I wasn't raising my voice mamma..."

"I see a lot of girls..."

"Momma, the search continues."

Bobby states his name.

"Like my momma always said..."

"Stop making fun of me."

Bobby makes a joke.

"Now that's what I call high quality H20."

"You sound like a big choo choo train."

"Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil."

Coach & Bobby:"Not only will I do it for you..."

Assisatnt coach:Some words from the assistant coach.

TV commercial:"You can do it all night long."

Quarterback:"Hey Waterboy - check this out..."

When Harry met Sally

Harry:"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out....I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich...I love when you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like I'm nuts! And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night..."