The Crazy Life
A Guide To The Welsh Elephant
1.Listen to The Smiths and Morrissey
It's nice to know that someone else has gone through our problems and pains.
2.Hail Morrissey As A God
Well he is.
3.Love only people who don't/will never love you
It's the ironic stance of young love. You can build alot of anger and angst up so when you buy a bed sit you can sit and plot against the people that made you this way.
4.You're The One For Me Fatty
Well you are.
5.Rip of The Beta Band, Arab Strap, The Yummy Fur, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, The Smiths, Half Man Half Biscuit and OMD.
Ripped off songs come ready written so it saves time in the studio!
6.Look Like an Art Rock Demi God.
Chicks love it.
7.Live By The Dice.
Why Not!
8.Turn Up At Lez's House At 11.30 and play games that envolve Hitler, Kraftwerk, Morrissey, Luke Haines, and The Gypsy King!
By Playing these games it means that Kevin can drive off without you!
9.I Never Wanted To Kill I Am Not Naturally Evil.
Honest
10. Rip Off The Ambient Band On Your Record Label.
Well they do steal from your house.