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Mutation 1: the bi-uvula
If you have ever had the opertunity, the honor, to watch 'Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Real Monsters!' on Nickolodean you might perchance remember a certain
little red monster with the name of Ickus (he's one of the main
characters). So, if you've ever seen Ickus scream, which he does alot,
he's pretty wussy, you'll see something odd about the back of his mouth.
Now you all know that the hangy ball in the back of your mouth is
given the name 'uvula' by top medical specialists, right? Well, look
closely and you will find that Ickus has two, not the standard one hangy
ball.
And so do I.
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Mutation 2: the severed fingers
Once upon there was a five year old boy. . . at preschool. *ominus music*
This small child of 5 only wanted to play duck-duck-goose until his
parents came to pick him up. (and they were more than a little late)
when, finaly, the heavy steel door to the preschool was opened, the
little boy shot away from the game to greet his loving and caring and
rather tardy parents. The little boy was so excited in fact, that he
decided to go straight to the car.
As this boy sped through the door, he realized that these strange tardy
people were not his parents at all, but rather some other kids parents!
Being the smart child he was, and fearing a time-out for running, he
instantly stopped by throwing a hand out and grasping the door frame.
An instant later, the door closed severing the little boy's ring and
pinky finger.
*ominus music*
That boy was me.
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Mutation 3: the squishy nose (interactive)
Apparently, due to a combination of a lack of cartilige and the remaining
cartalige that I have being broken in many places my nose is quite
squishy.
Now this is the interactive part. Ask me to show you various tricks.
Also, once you've seen a demenstration, try to come up with various other
activities that might be accomplished with such a squishy nose. Please
email these to me. Thank you.
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1999(c) This website has been created by a certain Ben Osborn who
shall remain anonymis for legal reasons and because he is quite
unable to spell.
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