Crack-Head Smiley's List of
Achievements
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Crack-Head can inhale an entire $30.00 rock in one puff.
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Crack-Head has good credit with his dope man.
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Crack-Head doesn't have any furniture.
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Crack-Head has a glass pipe.
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Crack-Head doesn't have to use aluminum cans or broken antennas to smoke
his dope.
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Crack-Head has only sold his body for drugs 3 times.
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Crack-Head works for a temporary service.
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Crack-Head can go 72 hours without sleep.
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Crack-Head can go up to 14 days without eating.
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Crack-Head still has shoes.
A Day in the Life
of Crack-Head Smiley
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8:30am Crack-Head wakes up.
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8:36am Crack-Head smokes his last hit.
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8:39am Crack-Head walks to his dealer's house.
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9:30am Crack-Head arrives at his dealer's house.
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9:39am Crack-Head's dealer fronts him a $100.00 rock.
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9:45am Crack-Head leaves.
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9:50am Crack-Head takes a hit off of the rock that he just
got from his dealer.
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9:51am Crack-Head's entire body goes numb.
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10:30am Crack-Head arrives at his friend's apartment .
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10:45am Crack-Head sells half of his $100.00 rock to his friend
for $100.00
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10:55am Crack-Head and his friend start smoking their dope.
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11:20am Crack-Head puts an enormous chunk into his pipe and
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