Pot-Head Smiley's List of
Accomplishments
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Pot-Head can roll a joint perfect every time.
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Pot-Head can beat anyone on this planet at Mortal Kombat 4.
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Pot-Head is shift leader at the fast-food restaurant where he works.
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Pot-Head also claims that he can smoke an ounce of weed at one sitting.
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Pot-Head doesn't need a girlfriend, as long as he's got his gonja.
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Pot-Head knows every song on his Sublime cd by heart.
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Pot-Head can eat 5 burrito supremes at one sitting, if he has the munchies.
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Pot-Head can eat 20 Krystal burgers at one sitting, if he has the munchies.
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Pot-Head has a valid drivers license.
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Pot-Head has a vintage 1972 Ford Maverick.
A Day in the Life
of Pot-Head Smiley
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12:30pm Pot-Head wakes up.
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12:35pm Pot-Head rolls some roaches from last night into a joint.
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12:37pm Pot-Head smokes the joint.
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2:45pm Pot-Head wakes up.
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3:00pm Pot-Head gets out of bed and takes a shower.
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3:30pm Pot-Head gets out of the shower and smokes the roach of
the joint he had earlier.
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3:35pm Pot-Head calls his dealer, who agrees to meet Pot-Head
at his work later.
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3:45pm Pot-Head leaves for work.
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3:59pm Pot-Head arrives at work.
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4:00pm Pot-Head puts on his apron and clocks in.
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5:30pm Pot-Head sees his dealer's car pull up and rushes out
to meet him.
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5:33pm Pot-Head scores a half-ounce of some very kind bud from
his man.
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5:35pm Pot-Head goes back to work.
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7:15pm Pot-Head volunteers to take the trash out, and smokes
a fat joint behind the dumpster.
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7:20pm Pot-Head is STONED...
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8:00pm Pot-Head takes his 15min. break and smokes another joint
behind the dumpster.
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8:10pm Pot-Head is STONED even worse....
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8:15pm Pot-Head goes back to work.
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11:45pm Pot-Head volunteers to take the trash out and smokes another
joint behind the dumpster.
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12:40am Pot-Head finishes cleaning the floors and clocks out.
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12:42am Pot-Head attempts to roll a joint while sitting in his car in
the fast-food restaurant's parking lot, only to discover that he has ran
out of rolling papers.
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12:55am Pot-Head stops at a convenient store and buys some rolling papers.
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12:58am Pot-Head rolls a joint while sitting in his car in the convenient
store's parking lot.
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1:39am Pot-Head gets home, he got lost on the way, and rolls
a joint.
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2:00am Pot-Head remembers that he rolled a joint, but can't remember
what he did with it.
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2:15am Pot-Head removes the cushions from his sofa and tries
to find his missing joint.
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2:30am After searching every room in his apartment, Pot-Head
finds the joint behind his right ear.
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2:32am Pot-Head smokes the joint.
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3:00am Pot-Head goes to bed.
