THE TRIALS AT ST TIMMY'S 21
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THE TRIALS AT ST TIMMY'S --
The Continued Saga of Paul Ess's Rehabilitation
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So far we have twenty episodes written and posted. We're right
in the middle of a teacup-sized mystery, and I want to pay
tribute to some of the people who have encouraged my behavior.
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Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 09:22:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Paul Frederick Schnellbecher
To: Daniel Contreni
Subject: Re: It's Back!
On Wed, 3 Jul 1996, Daniel Contreni wrote:
>Nothing seems to happen here. I've been saving the Timmy's
>stuff you've been posting. Don't think I've read the last three
>or so, but what I have read is fuckin' great, as always.
I'm sooooo pleezed to hear from you again. Thank you so much for
making a home for ERR and Timmy's. There's new grooooop up,
alt.handicap, which I've been lurking (v.t.). A 23-year old
cerebral palsy guythang spoke up wanting to compare notes with
other tards, so naturally I emailed him, apprising him of my
bitchy attitude lest he get into deep doodoo without meaning so
to do :)
He's supposed to get at your home page and go for the ERR/Timmy's
crap. I can't wait to see how badly this experience will warp
him. I warned him he needs a cracked sense of humor and he
claims to have one, whereupon I invited him to poke his head into
a.t. to see if he can stand the heat. Anybody who styles himself
can't be all bad.
^^^^
I get to be the A.T. Tard, right? -- and can he be the A.T. Gimp
if things work out? Just planning. I reposted the warning piece
I did based on that crazy newsletter. You might want to add it
to your ERR/Timmys page since it is germane to the ravings.
It's been several days now since Mr Gimp put in his appearance.
To my knowledge he hasn't responded. I think he is wise, in view
of the present vigilante mood, to stay out of this hot kitchen
unless he likes lots of heat...
If what I write has any greatness, it is because it is real. If
anybody told me years ago this shit could happen, I'd have told
them they were nuts. Here I am living it and I don't know why I
am not going crazy except that I am too mean to give in. Fuck
these assholes and misguided fools.
>I can't believe that survey the ERR sent you. Did you actually
>send it back with those answers? Sounds like their treatment of
>you was awful -- they deserve all the nasty words you can muster
>(and perhaps a bit more).
I put the nasty words where they may conceivably do some good.
They will go immediately to an ERR wastebasket if sent there. On
the internet they may stir up some change. I think stony silence
is in order toward ERR. The idea that this is a "random" survey
is the biggest crock of shit they've ever come up with. I expect
they are merely assessing whether anyone might attempt a lawsuit.
In my case, if so, they will never see it coming because it will
be as silent and deadly as a hamhock and beans fart.
>A friend of mine has gone to work in a tardfarm. No word from
>her yet on any tasteless happenings. I've been trying to get
>this girl to post to a.t. for a good long while, without luck.
>She can't find the time to type anything up. Another one
>lost...
You cannot force anyone to contribute. Stuff produced under
duress would suck anyway. The best you can do, and I urge you to
make the attempt, is to take notes and write it up yourself. Go
visit the tardfarm if possible. Get the grand tour. If you have
any nagging doubts that what I say is the truth, this should
banish them forever. You may even come up with some rivetingly
tasteless stuff. One never knows.
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You can visit Daniel Contreni's home page at:
http://zeus.towson.edu/~dcontr1
He has a lot more up than ERR and Timmy's crap. Go look.
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Tue, 02 Jul 1996 13:48:47 alt.tasteless
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Re: Chris Reeve and Sylvia
Respno 4 of 5
pauless@rahul.net Paul Frederick Schnellbecher
at a2i network
robnorth@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
: SUQKRT (suqkrt@aol.com) wrote:
: : Doug,
: : You are a very naughty but droll gimp. But the people in
: : this group do wallow a bit. (I'm a gimpette by the way, thats
: : a petite female gimp:-))
: : Sue
: You post a message like that to a.t., and you don't elaborate?!
: That's a squicking offence in these here parts, missy.
: Robert (appalling healthy and ungimped to date)
Gee, Bobby, you are about to be offered the grandest opportunity
to be tasteless you will ever have. Come to the next Squickfest
you hear about and strip. Lie down on the table and let all us
gimps and tards inspect, sniff, feel, pull on, and penetrate your
appalingly healthy and ungimpy bod. You will get 100 extra
tasteless points for being enthusiastic by showing spirit when
you are accosted by a homo if you are het or by a
member of the opposite sex if you are a homo.
ObT - Think how nice all the drool will feel on your tool.
Paul Ess
A.T.'s Token Tard
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Wed, 03 Jul 1996 09:19:56 alt.tasteless
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Re: Chris Reeve and Sylvia
Respno 5 of 5
robnorth@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca Edmonton FreeNet, Edmonton,
Alberta, Canada
Paul Frederick Schnellbecher (pauless@rahul.net) wrote:
: robnorth@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote:
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: : Robert (appalling healthy and ungimped to date)
: Gee, Bobby, you are about to be offered the grandest
: opportunity to be tasteless
blah
blah
blah
: ObT - Think how nice all the drool will feel on your tool.
Well, I might come to a Squickfest if someone ever tells me when
they're happening! Of course, it would help if my ex
stopped bleeding me so I could have some spare cash for an
airfare or two down to civilisation. I probably wouldn't qualify
for the bonus points, thanks to an unpleasant encounter with a
closeted classmate in high school, but it has been a long time
since I've felt drool on my tool. But, why was that your ObT?
And I promise, when my body starts falling apart in tasteless
ways, I'll look to your example -- the classic ERR saga -- and
try to reach its high standard.
ObT: Why did it take so long to find Margaux Hemingway's body,
and was NORNL involved? Enquiring minds want to know.
Robert
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There you have it. Two prime testimonials to the quality of this
crap. There have been others but I didn't save them because I
had no idea I might find them key to sucking up to a literary
agent some day. Okay, so it's "fucking great" and "[a] high
standard". Thank you, guys. Come see me at St Timmy's and I'll
buy you a Pepsi if they ever fill that glubdamn machine.
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Here's a little update on the thieving mystery. Queen Bee said
she had her clothes laid out last night she intended to wear
today. "Two expensive outfits are gone," she told me. "And they
got some of my jewelry!" The Queen has some nice costume pieces
which are quite a bit finer than Woolworth. She's been hearing
things from other people. Of course, she goes around and doesn't
sit around hatching eggs the way I do. Indications are that
these thefts take place in the night. Now I'm wondering if that
flashlight in my eyes bit wasn't a distraction to help the thief.
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