Symptoms Of A Chris Obsessor
(All of these smptoms are things that have happened to me or i have observed in other people... be afriad.)
1. You have the names of your children already picked out. (I.E. Chris, Christina)
2. You refuse to go by your original last name, and claim it has always been "Kirkpatrick" you just forgot to tell everybody.
3. You will not go higher than the 3rd stroy of a building, even though you do not mind heights.
4. The closet space in your room has been cleared of all colors and now only consists of Black and Silver.
5. You are 11 and your at this page.
6. You stare at your size 8 feet and say "I hate my feet, too, Chris".
7. You hate cereal, yet you refuse to eat anything but "lucky charms" for breakfast, just becuase the title includes his nickname.
8. You risk getting a ticket and drive backwards through a drive threw. (thanks to vikingd for this one)
9. When the song "Tearin' Up My Heart" comes on over the radio, you refuse to sing anything other than the harmonies Chris sings.
10. You know the "I want you back" dance better than all the NSyncers.
11. Your favorite N Sync song is "I Drive Myself Crazy". Need I say more.
12. You have told your boyfriend you think he'd look cute in dreadlocks.
13. Phycology has always been your least favorite subject, yet you are planing to major in in. (At a college located in ORLANDO, no less)
14. YOur friend brings "pet rocks" as a motivational assignment, and everybody's rock has somthing to do with them. Yours just happens to be a rock, with paper black and white dreadlocks!
15. The new student teacher at your school (after being there a week) is asked to describe everyone using one color. She picks gray for you and then procedes to tell the class your favorite singer is known for his 2-tone (black and white) dreadlocks! (Let me mention again, she had been there a week!)
16. you get your mom to buy you a three foot artificial
christmas tree for your room. you then take little strands of beads and
attatch pics of chris on it. then you take a little gold star and put a
pic of him on it. you so cleverly call it your
17. An accuaintance of yours, begins to draw a pom pom on the board, and then realizes it looks like Chris' hair. Before you know it, there is a huge drawing of you (and Chris, and his hair). All the other students are scared out of their mind.
18. You read in a magazine once that Chris loved girls who "weren't afraid to put their boots on and run through the mud" so everytime you see a mudpuddle in gym, you run through it saying "this if for you, Chris!" (thanks to Theresa for this!)
19. You bring pictures of Justin and JC to school each and everyday and try to get your two best friends to be as obsessed as you so that you'll have someone to babble about Chris to.
20. You tape a picture of him on your ceiling & hope one day that it will fall on you when you are laying down!!! (thanks to Shanen for this!)
21. You find youself having you hair braided/dreaded like his, buy inline skates(you can barely walk without tripping over your own two feet, been there done that)and have sudden desire to go dogback riding!!(You know what I mean if you have the *N the Mix video. (thanks to Tammy for this!)
22. You always find yourself in the website called "God Must Of Spent A Little More Time On Chris Kirkpatrick" and your whole family calls when 'Nsync is on TV. (thanks to gatt17@bellatlantic.net for this!)
23. One of your friends emails you and asks you to call him, then follows it with "i understand if you don't want to talk to anybody other than Chris
24. Well, you collect weeples, right. And you find a cute one in the cafeteria at your school. You stick him on your shoulder and make all your friends say hi to your new weeple you have just happened to name "Chris". Within an hour the weeple now looks EXACTLY like Chris. You have cut out little peices of black and white construction paper and given him dreadlocks. You even complete it by drawing the N Sync falme tatoo on his Ankle. Your friends can only stare at you in discust. (The weeple story is true.... be afraid... be very afraid).
25. You find your self e-mailing your friends with CHRIS info EVERYDAY and they keep e-mailing you back to say,"quite sending me pics of your husband,you obseseed CHRIS freak!!!!!!!!!!" (thanks to 01powell@pdq.net for this!)
26. You are told by your Shakespeare teacher to improv a scene from a play. You do a play where you have supposedly been cheating on your husband. The person playing your husband, throws you agains the wall and screams "I know you've been cheeting on me! Its with Chris isn't it!"
27. You break up with your boyfriend because you feel you are being unfaithfull to Chris! (thanks to Shannon for this!)
28. You are excited when a 24 year old becomes your stlaker, just because you realize he's only 3 years younger than Chris!
29. You have a smiley face pillow in your room and you find your self sewing on black and white dreads to make it look like Chris. (thanks to Josephine for this one!)
30. You take your picture in front of his poster cause it looks likehe has his arm around you! (thanks to Andrea for this one!)
31. Your mom already carries around a picture of Chris cause she is set on having him as her son in law.(thanks to Andrea for this one!)
32. Your friends send you Christmas cards and they are addressed to Andrea and Chris Kirkpatrick.(thanks to Andrea for this one!)
33. Your math teacher calls you fountain head because she thinks thats what your favorite person in the world looks like! (thanks to Andrea for this one!)
34. Your cat has five kittens the day you go to get your N SYNC tickets, so you pic out your favorite one, and name it Chris and then name the others everyone elses name, a couple months later your dad gives your little black kitten "Chris" away without telling you, and you cry! (thanks to Brooke for this one!)
35. You and your friend get in a car accident and the only thing you care about is getting the 'N Sync CD out of the car. (thanks to Angela for this one!)
36. You have to listen to your 'N Sync CD every night because you can't sleep without hearing Chris' voice. (thanks to Angela for this one!)
37. Your friends call you "lucky" while you have four other friends you call "flirt", "crunk", "sleepy", and "poofu". All of you refuse to go by any other name than those... and you ARE NOT 11! ... you are Juniors.
38. You start telling everyone to call you CK because you spell your name E*R*I*C*K*A and you love those are Chris' intials. (thanks to Ericka for that one!)
39. You tell your mom that when you marry Chris you have to spend Oct 17with him because its his bday even though her bday is that day too. (thanks to Ericka for that one too!)
40. Anytime you see anything that's personalized, ex. necklaces, key chains, liscense plates, you look for a Chris one. (thanks to Ericka for that one too!)