Common
Sense for Guys
1.
If you are a guy, don't wear pink, it's not attractive
2.Think
about what you say before you say it. If it sounds stupid in your
head, most likely it is.
3.
Do not date senior citizens.
4.
If you weigh over a ton, or you are very skinny. Do not wear tank
tops.
5.
Spandex is NOT for everyone.
6.
TRY to match your clothes.
7.
Do not cut your shirt in half and wear either the top half or the bottom
alone.
8.
Showers are GOOD!! This means, if you smell some strange odor, take
a shower!!
9.
Do NOT wear make-up.
10.
Daisy Dukes are NOT for guys!!
11.
If you are allergic to something, a good thing would be to NOT eat it.
12.
If you don't like a girl, don't get back at her by starting rumors that
she raped you.
13.
Always tell the truth!!
14.
Girls don't think it's attractive when a guy can burp the alphabet.
15.
Don't join ballet, those tights are evil.
16.
Don't always assume a girl has PMS when she is crabby. This will
only make her MORE crabby.
17.
Don't wave your hands around when you talk, it makes you look gay.
18.
If you want to read YM, then go by it!!
19.
Don't sleep with any member of your family.
20.
Don't chew with your mouth open.
21.
Don't wear sunglasses INSIDE.
22.
Ladies first. Guys, this means hold the door open for her, don't
walk in first and leave the door crashing to her face.
23.
If you break up with a girl, don't date any of her family members.
24.
Don't wear waist packs.
25.
Don't ask Mr. Hoffe if he wears shorts, I don't want that mental picture.
26.
Don't grab a girls butt.
27.
Don't make weird words for different parts of a girls anatomy.
28.
Don't refer to your girlfriend as, "your bitch".
29.
If you like a girl, TELL HER!!
30.
Just because your girlfriend is tall, doesn't mean you can rest your head
on her chest.
31.
If you are white trash, do not make out in public.
32.
Birth control pills are not for headaches.
33.
Do not entertain a girl by playing video games and letting her watch.
34.
Don't buy a girl a coursage with 5 big roses, it's too big.
35.
Don't talk about things you don't know and yet somehow act like you DO.
36.
Girls are always right.
37.
If you are lost, PLEASE ask for directions!!
38.
Trim nose hairs.
39.
Don't breath through your nose.
40.
When you give a girl fashion advice. She takes it as an insult.
41.
If your girlfriend falls down in public, do not point and laugh, help her
up!!
42.
Don't bring the phone with you into the bathroom, we CAN hear what's going
on on the other end.
43.
Do not bring a cellular phone on a date with a girl, not only does it distract
you from the date itself, it's rude!!
44.
If you are wearing more jewelry then your girlfriend, that's too much.
45.
Try not to irritate the waitor/waitress when you are on a date. It's
not impressive.
46.
Wax is good for candles, not your ears, use a Q-tip.
47.
If a girl asks you "Do you like this?" 9 times out of 10, she wants you
to say "YES".
48.
If you have been dating a girl for awhile, eye contact with another girl
is considered flirting.
49.
Anti-perspirant/deodorant is better then just deodorant.
50.
Well, I guess deodorant is better then NOTHING.
51.
Try to figure out the average space you should have between your knees
while sitting. They shouldn't be too close or too far apart.
52.
If you go to a scary movie with a girl, don't pretend you are the main
character on the car ride home.
53.
Don't ever tell your girlfriend she looks like your mother.
54.
Always be nice to your girlfriends pets.
55.
Don't sing along with the Spice Girls or Hanson, it's not cute.
56.
If you are not funny, don't try to be.
57.
If you have SOME common sense, use it.
58.
If you want a pop, do not yell, "Woman, get me something to drink!"
59.
If you don't like what your girlfriend cooks, pretend you like it or take
her to a nice restaurant.
60.
Don't have belching contests with your friends when your girlfriend is
around.
61.
When a girl stares at you for a long period of time in some gazing manor,
she probably likes you, so like her back.
62.
Don't mention parts of the anatomy when trying to pick up a girl.
63.
Breath mints & Tic Tacs are GOOD.
64.
Don't laugh at your own lame jokes.
65.
When shaving, try not to leave scars.
66.
Brushing your teeth is GOOD. Especially with toothpaste and a tooth
brush.
67.
If a girl opens a window, when you sit down next to her. That probably
means you smell.
68.
If your going in for a drug test the next morning, don't smoke up the night
before.
69.
If a girl is walking more then ten feet away from you, that probably means
she doesn't want to be scene with you.
70.
Don't make weird hand gestures in front of girls.
71.
If your hanging out with a girl that likes you, don't ask where her best
friend is.
72.
If a girl doens't bring a purse, checkbook, or cash on a date. You
should automatically know you're supposed to pay.
73.
If a girl gives you her phone number, call her within' 48 hours and at
a reasonable time.
74.
If you don't like a girl, don't ask her for her phone number. It's
not nice.
75.
Don't carry a business card with your phone number printed in bold print
and "Mac Daddy" as your name.
76.
Spell a girls name right, it's annoying when you don't.
77.
Don't carry a purse. Not unless your girlfriend is making you hold
it while she shops around.
78.
NO ZUBAS OR MC HAMMER PANTS!!
79.
If your girlfriend requests you to go get her tampons or maxi pads at the
store. Don't bitch, just do it!!
80.
Don't say you hate your girlfriends friends.
81.
No weight comments to ANY girl.
82.
Don't pretend you're a "pimp" or "mac"
83.
Don't talk about your anatomny, nobody wants to hear it.
84.
Don't talk about your car infatuation.
85.
Don't just assume, you are probably wrong.
86.
When your're with a girl, don't look at your watch too much. It doesn't
send off a nice vibe.
87.
Picking your nose and eating what you find in it, is not cute.
88.
Scratching your "balls" is not attractive.
89.
Hauking up hoogies and spitting them out, is not attractive either.
90.
When you are on a date, don't flirt with the waitress.
91.
Don't wear hyper color anything, they were neat in the 80's, but it's over
now.
92.
If you are wearing sandels, socks with holes in them are not cute.
93.
Don't hit on a girl that has a boyfriend.
94.
Don't ask girls what cramps feel like, cause they WILL describe them, and
you will end up feeling sorry you asked.
95.
Never hit a girl!!
96.
Don't tell a girl it looks like she's been riding a motorcycle cause her
hair is all over.
97.
If you are heavy set, don't wear clothes that don't fit. There are
places out there with your size in stock.
98.
Never, ever try to argue with a girl, cause you won't win!!
99.
Fix the lazy eye if you have one. It's too weird for us girls to
deal with.
100.
Don't wear womens clothes.
101.
Don't call a girl a name that's not hers.
102.
If you have a twin brother, don't take turns going on dates with a girl,
it's not nice!!
103.
Don't flirt unless you mean it!!
104.
If you start hanging around a girl a lot, it will be taken as a sign that
you like them.
105.
If a girl hints that she would like you to take her somewhere, then say
you will goddam it!! Especially if you flirt with her all the time.
106.
If a girl is depressed because Valentines Day is coming up and she has
no "special someone" then buy her a chocolate sucker or something!!
It'll make her day!!
107.
Don't make fun of the bands a girl likes.
108.
Don't force a girl to touch your "hard" ass.
109.
Don't talk about your past girlfriends or your bad past relationships in
general on the first date!!
110.
Cologne is good, when it isn't POURED on you.
111.
Don't like a girl one minute, then not the next. This confuses the
girl when repeated over again, and she gets bored and frustrated with you.
112.
Don't tell a friend of your girlfriend that you want to break up with her,
tell your girlfriend yourself you bastard!!
113.
Don't hold your penis, it's not going to fall off.
114.
Don't pretend you hate a girl, when you like her.
115.
Please don't toy with a girls emotions. It's not nice!
116.
Just cause a girl hangs out with a bunch of guys, doesn't mean it is okay
for all the guys to make her FEEL like "one of the guys" and go on an "itching
their crotches" spree.
117.
If a girl is driving you around, it would be a nice gesture to help pay
for gas.
118.
If a girl gets her hair cut, and the best comment you can come up with
is, "What happened to your hair?" then stop before saying it. Rather
say, "You're hair looks really nice."
If
you have anymore that you think I should add. I would be more then
pleased to inform more to guys! E-mail me and put "common sense"
as the topic.
Common
Sense for Guys