hello. my name is pablo. i would like very much to tell you of the legend of Garbofeeny the Mystic..you see it all started
when the mucho grande jupa himself, Garbofeeney,
was struck on the tentacle by a young slithering pith goyle. you see,
when the pith goyle is still teething, they can be quite austentatious. it so happened that Garbofeeney had dealt with goyles before,
in fact alot of sesteridians were sick and tired of being sick and tired of dealing with the goyles, and the mole-rats,
and the potato bugs. there had been a tale passed on through the generations
of a squishy, fertile land of flubber trees and tuber grass over Gore mountain, but it was too far to crawl in two days, the most a jupa can go without lysine, which was only found in the
stagnant town well and shipped
throughout the ranks by a trolly sytem. if only they could make it across Gore mountain, garbofeeney thought. that was the jupas only hope of ever escaping
the pestulent goyles and mole-rats and potato bugs. but Garbofeeney would not give up. he petitioned to City. he marched on Hill. finally, the jig was up. Garbofeeney, seen as senile and
old at a ripe 16 moon units, went over Gore mountain on a homemade rocketship to the guffaws and guff-ohs of many and bred goats for the rest of
his miserable life....don't touch me.