Abercrombie & Fitch can suck my fucking dick
I hate that fucking store with a passion
Overpriced crap you can buy at the Gap
40 dollars is too much for a T-shirt

I can't be in that hell for more than 10 minutes
without feeling like I'm at a fucking kegger
Frat boy employees and frat boy clientele
Wearing every piece of merchandise they sell

You paid your dues and got three Greek letters
but you can't even read fucking English
With the money your parents sent you bought
a sweatshirt and your friends so you could spend
your hard earned paychecks all on beer

Abercrombie & Fitch can suck my fucking dick
I hate that fucking store with a passion
The clothes are all too expensive and the clerks
are fucking jerks...That's why I wear Tommy Hilfiger




NOTE: Background image thieved from our good friends at Abercrombie