When she calls me on the phone
I have to pretend that I’m not home
Can't stand to hear he whiny voice
But she's leaving me no choice

She calls me in the day
Calls me at night
Fuck this shit it isn't right
Just leave me alone
Hang up the goddamn phone - yeah

She won't shut up. She's at it again.

Why can't you get it through your brain?
I think you suck I think you're lame
I'll kill you if you ever call me
While "Dawson's Creek" is on TV
I think I'll get my number blocked
Just to try to make you stop
You've made my life a living hell
Thanks to Alexander Bell - Go!