Punky Brewster was my childhood crush
You never met a guy who loved her so much
I was only five years old but my heart skipped a beat
When she didn't do what she was told
I know it was stupid of me -
the girl I loved was on TV
Punky Brewster my heart is still true
and I dream every day
What every happened to you?



Punky Brewster has some big fucking tits
Enough to breastfeed every Somalian kid
What I wouldn’t give to handle them once
But from what I understand,
she only does cunts

Punky’s a dike - and I don't think it's right

Punky Brewster’s show got cut
After they realized she became a slut
Drove her to a life of whoring and pornos
Showing off her crotch at seedy peep shows

Punky’s a slut - and I don't give a fuck



Breast reduction for chronic back stress
Took away your giant beautiful chest
I've moved on to someone new
The robot from Small Wonder
has bigger breasts than you