Repo Records - Maybe I Wannabe a Trendy Poseur

Hey fuck you!
I like looking like a child molester
I think it improves my image (Oh Yeah)
Why do you think I'm a faggot
Just because I can grow a goatee over night?
You're just jealous of my massive wallet chain and my bad ass sideburns
That meet my teenage goatee

I'm learning to ride a skateboard wear Airwalks and tag graffiti
At least I already know how to flash around my fake I.D.

I wear wife beaters under unbuttoned shirts
With chinos and 2-tone wingtips
The young ladies love it

I bleached my hair
And changed to boxers from Jockey underwear
I pierced my tongue, my lip and my left nipple
I hit on girls half my age
And tell them I'm cool cuz I'm in a band
(Hey baby, I'm in a guitar band)
What do you think of that?

And in this band we cover hard-core songs
Like Reel Big Fish & Operation Ivy
Even though we can't stand them

Maybe I wannabe a trendy poseur
But who the fuck are you to tell me this?
Maybe I like looking like an Elvis impersonator
Without all those fucking sequins
(Elvis isn't dead I've seen him with 2-pac)
Hey fuck you