| 1.Hair on your hands. |
| 2.Looking for hair on your hands. |
| 3.Finding Hair on your hands. |
| 4.Shaving half the hair on your
hands off, and putting the rest in dreadlocks. |
| 5.You take your power drill back
to the shop because it's out of tune. |
| 6.The man at the Black and Decker
shop knows you like it tuned to 'D'. |
| 7.Your washing machine has the
BPM of each cycle on a label on the front. |
| 8.You try to make your Hoover feed
back. |
| 9.Your food mixer also does remixes
by Luxa/Pan, Coil and KMFDM. |
| 10.The only German you know means
'Destroying New Buildings'. |
| 11.You are working on a side-project
with someone. |
| 12.You are working on a side-project,
without having a main project. |
| 13.You thought that the 'Main'
in 12 was a pun. |
| 14.You are working on a side project
with someone who worked on a side project with someone who worked on a
side project with someone who worked on a side project with someone who
was in Pigface. |
| 15.You go to a concert and end
up enjoying the roadworks outside more. |
| 16.You don't even go to the concert
because the roadworks sound so good. |
| 17.The council has placed a court
order to keep you 500 meters away from roadworks. |
| 18.When you sing in the shower,
you still use a fuzzbox. |
| 19.You record in the shower - the
acoustics are great, and the electric shocks give you a buzz. |
| 20.You can't wait to be able to
neurowire your personal stereo right into your head - no headphones required. |
| 21.You'll still wear headphones
though. |
| 22.People can't tell if you are
dancing or having a fit. |
| 23.You believe Nine Inch Nails
have sold out. |
| 24.You secretly want to be Trent
Reznor. |
| 25.The idea of being used to test
experimental new technology appeals to you. |
| 26.You believe real instruments
to be primitive. |
| 27.You do not quite understand
what is meant by real in the above statement. |
| 28.You are happy when no one has
ever heard of your favorite band. |
| 29.When someone else "discovers"
you're favorite band, you find another favorite band. |
| 30.You accost Christians with pamphlets
on the street. |
| 31.You look at Satanists and smile. |
| 32.You know that Marilyn Manson
are a Cock Rock band with a sampler. |
| 33.You know quite a number of people
who actually like Marilyn Manson. |
| 34.You know quit a lot of people
that like Marilyn Manson and NIN and deny both. |
| 35.You used to have pieces of electrical
equipment tied into your dreads. |
| 36.You have shaved parts of your
head. |
| 37.You shaved parts of your head
because you were tied of dragging electrical equipment along with you. |
| 38.You have an unhealthy interest
in burning things. |
| 39.You have the scars to prove
it. |
| 40.You have an unhealthy interest
in dangerous sex. |
| 41.You have the scars to prove
it. |
| 42.You have ten albums from Wax
Trax. |
| 43.You have one Einsturzende album. |
| 44.The first gig your band ever
sold out started as a contract to knock a wall through. |
| 45.You end up listening to the
bus instead of your personal stereo. |
| 46.You consider a band to have
sold out if you find someone else likes them. |
| 47.Al Jourgensen is the devil.
This is your central belief, and what gets you through the days. |
| 48.Your car alarm plays 'Jesus
Built My Hotrod'. |
| 49.Your Car stereo plays Jesus
built My Hotrod on a permanent loop. |
| 50.You never have to overtake anyone,
they just move out the way. |
| 51.Off cliffs if necessary. |
| 52.Your first band split because
everyone wanted to play lead angle-grinder. |
| 53.You first band split because
no one wanted to play oil drums. |
| 54.Your music equipment weighs
more than your van. |
| 55.Your music equipment is your
van. |