Alanis Morissette


All I Really Want
Forgiven
Hand In My Pocket
Head Over Feet
Ironic
Mary Jane
Not The Doctor
Perfect
Right Through You
Wake Up
You Learn
You Oughta Know
Your House
Uninvited
No Pressure Over Cappuccino
Princes Familiar


ALL I REALLY WANT
The electric guitar in the beginning (starts like the ninth second)
B     3 4 3   |
G 1 3       3 |
This lick repeated four times. You start in on a after-beat.

Bb 
Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everyting today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
Bb7
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Bb7sus4                        Ab    Eb
Slap me with the splintered ruler
Bb7
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
Bb7sus4                        Ab    Eb
If only I could hunt the hunter

Bb
And all I really want is some patience
Bb7sus4                        Ab    Eb
A way to calm the angry voice
Bb
And all I really want is deliverance
Bb7sus                         Ab    Eb  
Ahahahahahhaaaa :-)

[etc.]

C#                               D#
Enough about me, lets talk about you for a minute
C#                                D#
Enough about you, lets talk about life for a minute
C#                                   Bb
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around... all around

Bb
Why are you so petrified of silence
Here can you handle this?
nc
...

[etc.]

FORGIVEN

  A 6           F#m          
E         2  2         2  2 |
B         2  2         2  2 |
G     2            2        |
D                           |
A  0            4           |
E                           |
Intr.:  A6  F#m  A6  F#m

A6                F#m
You know how us Catholic girls can
A6                F#m 
be  hy hy         hy hy hy
A6                F#m
  we make up for so much time
Bsus4
A little too late

  E        E+
I never forgot it
   E6           E7
confusing as it was no
F#sus4      F#m7/E
fun with no guilt feelings
    E            E+
The sinners, the saviors
    E6        E7
the loverless priests
     F#sus4      F#m7/E
I'll see you next Sunday

D                    C#
       We all have a reason to be 
D                    C#
there, we all have a thing or two to 
D                    C#
learn, we all needed something to cling
Bsus4 B       C# (C#sus4 C#)
to,     so we did

I sing Alleluia in the choir
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
My brothers, they never went blind for what they did
But I may as well have
In the name of the Father, the Skeptic and the Son
I had one more stupid question

Chorus

D                     E                     D
   What I learned I rejected but I believe again 
(still D)         C#                           D
I will suffer the consequence of this inquisition
(still D)        E                         F#  (F#sus4 F#)
If i jump in the fountain, will I be forgiven?

Chorus 4x

end on D

HAND IN MY POCKET
I know this song is pretty basic, musically, but I figured it would be
timely and work well in my solo acoustic sets around the San Jose-area
coffeehouses.  Since I went to the trouble of transcribing all the lyrics,
I can't see a reason not to share it here!

I believe Alanis sings this in the key of D; to accomodate my male singing
voice, I have transposed it down to Bb (or B, depending on capo placement).
I use 'open-A' fingering, with the capo on the first or second fret.  I've
shown the music below as just being in 'A', however.  (Put your capo on
the 5th fret to play along with the record, or transpose this back to the
open-D position without a capo).

As the music is basically a 'drone' type of sound, I use variations of the
basic open-A chord position to lend some variance to my solo accompaniment,
namely, the -sus2 and -sus4 forms of the basic A-chord, as follows:

   A  Asus2  Asus4

e--0----0------0-------
B--2----0------3-------
G--2----2------2-------
D--2----2------2-------
A--0----0------0-------
E--x----x------x-------

The chord variations below are only suggestions;
mix 'em up as you see fit!

Here's the song:


                  Hand In My Pocket          --  Alanis Morissette



     A            Asus2      Asus4        Asus2
I'm broke but I'm happy, I'm sore but I'm kind
     A             Asus2    A
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
     A            Asus2      Asus4        Asus2
I'm high but I'm grounded, I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
     A           Asus2     A
I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby


    Asus2              G6      D
And what it all comes down to
                              Asus2        A
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
            G6
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
         D                          A
And the other one is givin' a high five


I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm dyin' but I'm workin', yeah
I care but I'm restless, I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby

And what it all comes down to
Is that ev'rything's gonna be quite alright
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flickin' a cigarette

(instr.)

And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' a peace sign


I'm free but I'm focused, I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughin', I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
Well I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playin' a piano

And what it all comes down to, my friend, yeah
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
Cause I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab






 

Hand in My Pocket
 
G5 
I'm broke but I'm happy 
 
G5 
I'm poor but I'm kind 
 
G5 
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah 
 
G5 
I'm high but I'm grounded 
 
G5 
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed 
 
G5 
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby 
 
G5/F                        Am7  Em7 
What it all comes down to** 
 
Csus2                   (Dsus) G5 
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine** 
 
G5/F                            Am7  Em7 
I've got one hand in my pocket** 
 
Csus2                (Dsus)   G5 
And the other one is giving a high five** 
 
I feel drunk but I'm sober 
I'm young and I'm underpaid 
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah 
I care but I'm restless 
I'm here but I'm really gone 
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby 
What it all comes down to** 
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright** 
I've got one hand in my pocket** 
And the other one is flicking a cigarette** 
 
G5/F                        Am7  Em7 
What it all comes down to** 
 
Csus2                               (Dsus)    G5 
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet** 
 
G5/F                             Am7  Em7 
I've got one hand in my pocket** 
 
Csus2                                   (Dsus) G5 
And other the one is giving is giving a peace sign** 
 
I'm free but I'm focused 
I'm green but I'm wise 
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby 
I'm sad but I'm laughing 
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit 
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby 
What it all boils down to** 
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet** 
I've got one hand in my pocket** 
And the other one is playing the pianoooooooooooooo** 
 
CODA 
 X  
And what it all comes down to my dear friends** 
Is that everything's just fine fine fine** 
I've got one hand in my pocket** 
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...** 
 
 
 
A few things... 
	(1). Each space is a sixteenth note (e.i. four spaces equal a  
	     quarter note) 
	(2). This song uses the regular E,A,D,G,B,E tuning (E,B,G,D,A,E 
	     if you prefer) 
	(3). This song sounds nice both w/ an electric (clean) and an  
	     acoustic. I'm not sure about a 12-string (cause I don't 
	     have one!!!) 
 
 G5  
|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|  
|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------| 
|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
                                              
 
 G5 
||----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---| 
||.-------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------| 
||0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0| 
||----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
||.---------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
||----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
 
 G5 
|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---| 
|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------| 
|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0-----| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------------\1| 
 
G5/F     Am7,Em7 Csus2      Dsus*** G5 
|--------------00|----0--00-3/0---|----3----3------|-3--3----3--3---| 
|--------------10|----3--33-3/3---|--------3-------|3---3---3-------| 
|--------------00|0---0--00-0/0--0|0------0--0----0|-------0--0-----| 
|----0-------0-20|2---2--22-2/4---|----------------|----------------| 
|--------------01|3------33-3/5---|-------------02-|--0-------------| 
|1------11-1----0|-----------/5---|----------------|--------------\1| 
 
G5/F     Am7,Em7 Csus2      Dsus*** G5                      To Coda X  
|--------------00|----0--00-3/0---|----3----3------|-3--3----3--3---|| 
|--------------10|----3--33-3/3---|--------3-------|3---3---3------.|| 
|--------------00|0---0--00-0/0--0|0------0--0----0|-------0--0----0|| 
|----0-------0-20|2---2--22-2/4---|----------------|----------------|| 
|--------------01|3------33-3/5---|-------------02-|--0------------.|| 
|1------11-1----0|-----------/5---|----------------|----------------|| 
 
CODA                              +---------------------------------+ 
 X                                |The only distorted measures...   |  
G5/F     Am7,Em7 Csus2      Dsus*** G5   D5      A5 G5 
|--------------00|----0--00-3/0---|----------------|----------------| 
|--------------10|----3--33-3/3---|----------------|----------------| 
|--------------00|0---0--00-0/0---|------7---------|----------------| 
|----0-------0-20|2---2--22-2/4---|--5---7-------7\|5---5-5---555---| 
|--------------01|3------33-3/5---|--5---5-------5\|5---5-5---555---| 
|1------11-1----0|-----------/5---|--3-----------5\|3---3-3---333-\1| 
 
G5/F     Am7,Em7 Csus2      Dsus*** G5  
|--------------00|----0--00-3/0---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---| 
|--------------10|----3--33-3/3---|--------3-------|--------3-------| 
|--------------00|0---0--00-0/0--0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0| 
|----0-------0-20|2---2--22-2/4---|----------------|----------------| 
|--------------01|3------33-3/5---|----------------|----------------| 
|1------11-1----0|-----------/5---|----------------|----------------| 
 
G5                                                     (Fade out...) 
|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---|----3----3--3---| 
|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------|--------3-------| 
|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0|0------0--0----0| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 
 
*-the beginning of each line starts on the last eight note of each  
  measure(the "yeah"'s and "baby"'s all have their own measures) 
**-exceptions to "*" 
***-slide up from C/G 
  
Chord List!!!! 
 
    G5          G5        G5/F         Am7         Em7       Csus2 
  ___xxx      xxxo__      _xoxxx      x_____      o_oooo      ___o_o 
3-o|||||      ||||||      o|||||      ||||o|      ||||||      |||||| 
  ||||||      ||||||      ||||||      ||o|||      |o||||      ||o||| 
  |oo|||      ||||oo      ||||||      ||||||      ||||||      |o||o| 
  ||||||      ||||||      ||||||      ||||||      ||||||      |||||| 
 
    D5          A5 
  x___xx      ___xxx 
5-|o||||    5-o||||| 
  ||||||      |||||| 
  ||oo||      |oo||| 
  ||||||      |||||| 
 
Here's what I did to the song: 
        (1). Added the Am7, Em7, and Dsus and edited the two measures after
them 

HEAD OVER FEET
Verso..
C              G     Am     F 
 I have no choice           But to hear you
repete...repete...

Refrao / solo / fim..etc..

                D       Bm       G         A 
You've already  won me ..       Inspite of me.....
D             Bm       Bb           A 
And don't be ..         Head over feet

D Bm  G A  de novo....

F              C   G
I couldn't help..   it's all your...

Ela e' sempre assim.... ouca essa grande musica... 

IRONIC
Afinacao: 1/2 TOM ABAIXO: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
Acordes usados:
A:  x02220
Am: x02210
Bb: x13331
Bm: x24432
C:  x32010     C5: x355xx               C: x35553
D:  xx0232     D5: x577xx               D: x57775
Em: 022000     E5: x799xx              Em: x79987
E:  022100                              E: x79997
F:  x33211                              F: 133211
G:  320033     G5: x355xx ou x101212xx  G: 355433
G/F#: 2x0233
      ^
      Use o dedao pra fazer esse acorde...


ps: PRESTE ATENCAO!!!! Afine 1/2 tom abaixo, senao nao vai soar como no
    disco. Esse e' o jeito certo de se tocar essa musica. 


-Fica mais legal sem palheta nos versos,, com violao. Mas pode se usar
tambem.. nao tem problema.. vai pega nota a nota.. 

intro

   G   C   G             Am   (basica transicao...)
an old man turned ninety-eight
           G    C      G              Am
he won the lottery and died the next day

it's a black fly in your chardonnay

it's a death row pardon two minutes to late

isn't it ironic... don't you think

                    G    C      G              Am
<> it's like rain on your wedding day
                      
           it's a free ride when you've already paid
                      
           it's the good advice that you just didn't take
           Bb               Am           G 
           who would have thought... it figures

mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
he waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..."
and isn't it ironic... don't you think?

<>

     C                                G 
well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
                                      am
when you think everything is okay and everything's going right

and life has a funny way of helping you out when

you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

a traffic jam when you are already late
a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
it's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife


and isn't it ironic... don't you think?

a little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...

<>

 C                                    G
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
 C                                   G           C
life has a funny, funny way  of helping you out -- helping you out

MARY JANE
TAB
  D         Dadd2/G   D         Dadd2/G          
e|---2--2--|---0--0--|---2--2--|---0--0--|
b|--3-3--3-|--3-3--3-|--3-3--3-|--3-3--3-|
g|-2---2--2|-2---2--2|-2---2--2|-2---2--2|
D|0--------|---------|0--------|---------|
A|---------|---------|---------|---------|
E|---------|3--------|---------|3--------|

D* = Dadd2/G

D                        D*              D   D*
What's the matter Mary Jane, you had a hard day 
         D                      D*           D  D*
As you place the don't disturb sign on the door 
      D                       D*          D    D*
You lost your place in line again, what a pi - ty
      D                     D*       D    D*
You never seem to want to dance anymore 

        C   G/B  D
It's a long way down 
         Bb  F   D
On this roller coaster 
     C     G/B    Gm   D
The last chance streetcar 
      Em 
Went off the track
          Asus   A
And you're on it 

I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane 
What's the point of tryin' to dream anymore 
I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane 
Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for 

Well it's full speed baby 
In the wrong direction 
There's a few more bruises 
If that's the way 
You insist on heading 

Please be honest Mary Jane 
Are you happy 
Please don't censor your tears 

You're the sweet crusader 
And you're on your way 
You're the last great innocent 
And that's why I love you 

So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish 
Worry not about the cars that go by 
All that matters Mary Jane is your freedom 
Keep warm my dear, keep dry 

Tell me 
Tell me 
What's the matter Mary Jane...

NOT THE DOCTOR
Intro: There are a couple variations sort of like this throughout.

Bass-like, all fingered, as in:
e---------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------
A------0-0-2-0---0--------0-0-2-0-------------
E--0-4---------4---4--0-4---------4-0---------

Or, one octave up, played from E and Esus4 chords:
e---------------------------------------------
B----------0------------------0---------------
G----1-2-2---2-1-2-1----1-2-2---2-1-----------
D--2------------------2-------------2---------
A---------------------------------------------
E---------------------------------------------

"NOT THE DOCTOR" - Alanis Morissette

(E thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to Esus4)
I don't want to be the filler if the void is solely yours
I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey
Hidden in the bottom drawer
I don't want to be the bandage if the wound is not mine
Lend me some fresh air
I don't want to be adored for what I merely represent to you
I don't want to be your baby sitter
You're a very big boy now
I don't want to be your mother
I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months
Show me the back door

Chorus:
G                  A               E		
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6, well I
G       A                    E                                
Already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
G              A               E
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom, you see it's
F#m                       Am7           D    E   
Too much to ask for and I am not the doctor

(E thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to Esus4)
I don't want to be the sweeper of the eggshells that you up walk upon
I don't want to be your other half I believe that 1 and 1 make 2 
I don't want to be your food or the light from the fridge
on your face at midnight
Hey what are you hungry for
I don't want to be the glue that holds your pieces together
I don't want to be your idol
see this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights
I don't want to be lived through 
A vicarious occasion, please
open the window

(Repeat chorus)

(E thru-out verse, with occasional hammer-on to Esus4)
I don't want to live on someday when my motto is next week
I don't want to be responsible for your fractured heart
and its wounded beat
I don't want to be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling
What do you thank me
What do you thank me for

(Repeat chorus - then end on a slow, upstroked E chord)


Suggested chords:

    E   G   A  F#m  Am7  D  Esus4
e-------3-------2--------2--------------------
B-----------2---2----1---3--------------------
G---1-------2---2--------2----2---------------
D---2-------2---4----2--------2---------------
A---2---2-------x--------x----2---------------
E-------3---x---x----x---x--------------------

btw, high "e" string is pretty sparsely used in strumming.

PERFECT
( When playing : - * play 0 2 2 1(--> hammer on to 2 ) 0 0 
                 - B/a play x 0 4 4 4 x  or x 0 4 4 4 2)

Esus4   E      Esus4   E                  Asus2
Some  - times  *          is never quite enough
Esus4   E      Esus4   E                     Asus4
If you're flaw  - less,             then you'll win my love
E                         A
Don't forget to win first place
E                         A
Don't forget to keep that smile on your face

A (strum in reverse motion)

     B/a  A
Be a good boy
             B/a   A
Try a little har - der
              B/a     A
You've got to measure up 
            B/a    A
And make me prou - der

Walk down on the lowest strings: a g# f# e
Then a little lick that goes like

E                 0
B
G  1 hammer on 2      2

Break:
G 
I'll live through you
I'll make you what I never was
              A
If you're the best, then maybe so am I
Compared to him, compared to her
                         G
I'm doing this for your own damn good
You'll make up for what I blew
                 B
What's the pro - blem... why are you crying?

RIGHT THROUGH YOU
Intro:  E  Esus4  E   Esus4  (hammer on the Esus4)

Repeat this pattern through each verse

Wait a minute man
You mispronounced my name
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you turned me away
You kinda hurt my feelings
You see me in a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got a meal ticket taste

Chorus:

             E       G     A    E
I see right through you
             E       G     A    E
I know right through you
             E       G     A    E
I feel right through you
             E       G     A (triplets) G  E  Esus4
I walk right through you


You took me for a joke
You took me for a child
You took a hard long at my ass
And then played golf for a while
Your shake is like a fish
You pat me on the head
You took me out to wine dine 69 me
But didn't hear a damn word I said

Repeat Chorus

Hello Mr. Man
You didn't think I'd come back
You didn't think I'd show up with my army
And this ammunition on my back
Now that I'm Miss Thing
Now that I'm a zillionaire
You scan the credits for your name
And wonder why it's not there

Repeat chorus

WAKE UP
Intro:

E     2 0 2 0 2   2 0 2 0 2  /  2 0 2 0 2    2 0 2 0 2
B 0---let ring  1---let ring/ 0---let ring 1---let ring


Verse:
the same as intro but the note you on the B-string changes:


0                 1            2      1
You like snow but only if it`s warm
0                 1            riff
You like rain but only if it`s dry

the riff is:

E      2     2          2 0 2  
B  5 6   4 5         3
D                0


Listen close to the record because the timing is quite nasty.


   C                    D                          E 
No sentimental value to the rose that fell on your floor

   C                          D                 E
No fundamental excuse for the granted I`m taken for

            C    G
`Cause it`s easy not to

        C      G
so much easier not to 

         C                 D                (Esus4)E
And what goes around never comes around to you


And after the next verse and chorus:

   Cmaj7   D     E     (3  Times)
To you        to you

YOU LEARN
Acordes usados:

Bb: x13331
Bm: x24432
C:  x32010     C5: x355xx               C: x35553
D:  xx0232     D5: x577xx               D: x57775
Em: 022000     E5: x799xx              Em: x79987
E:  022100                              E: x79997
F:  x33211                              F: 133211
G:  320033     G5: x355xx ou x101212xx  G: 355433
G/F#: 2x0233
      ^
      Use o dedao pra fazer esse acorde...

ps: Olhe direito a afinacao! No disco, ela usa MEIO TOM ABAIXO, e deve usar
    em shows tambem. peguei esse de um show dela que passou.....

--Se voce quer que essa musica soe realmmente bem, use 2 violoes/guitarras.
  Um fazendo barre chords, o outro fazendo acordes abertos.


Intro:  G F G F...

G      F                                          G     F
  I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
 
  I recommend walking around naked in your living room
C             D 
  Swallow it down what a jagged little pill
C             D 
  It feels so good swimming in your stomach
C                D 
  Wait until the dust settles

Chorus:
G                    Em
  You live you learn
                     D 
  You love you learn
                 C 
  You cry you learn

  You lose you learn
G                     Em
  You bleed you learn
                   D     C 
  You scream you learn

I recommend biting off more than you can chew I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time feel free
Throw it down the caution blocks you from the wind
Hold it up to the rays
You wait and see when the smoke clears

*REFRAO*

Bb   C   G (8 times)

C            D 
  Wear it out the way a three year old would do

  Melt it down you're gonna have to eventually anyway

  The fire trucks are coming up around the bend

**REFRAO**

  You grieve you learn
  You choke you learn
  You laugh you learn
  You choose you learn
  You pray you learn
  You ask you learn
  You live you learn


Ao vivo, tem um solinho no fundo.. a primeira parte e' mais ou menos assim:
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------15---------------15-----
G--12----11---------12--11-------------16-14----------14-16-14------------
D-----12-----12-..---------12-...-------------17----------------17---..---
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
   oh ooh oh....      aah...

YOU OUGTHA KNOW
nc
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
I wish nothing but the best for you both.
F#m
Another version of me
Is she preverted like me?
B
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
F#m
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
B
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother.

F#m
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
              A                            B
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide. No,
F#m
and everytime you speak her name
         A                 
does she know how you told me you'd hold me
B
until you died? `Til you died,
but you're still alive.

F#              E
And I'm here to remind you
A                             B
of the mess you left when you went away.
F#               E
It's not fair to deny me
A                            B
of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
B                       nc
You, you, you oughta know.

F#m
You seem very well. 
B
Things look peaceful.
F#m
I'm not quite as well. 
B
I thought you should know.
F#m
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?
B
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner.
F#m
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced,
B
and are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

[etc.]


Break:

F#m B (4x)

[etc].

YOUR HOUSE
Asus2                   F#/Asus2
I went to your house
                             E/Asus2                    
I walked up the stairs
                                Dsus2
And I opened your door without the ringing the bell
Asus2                           F#/Asus2
Walked down the hall
                E/Asus2                 Dsus2                   
Into your room where I could smell you

          F#m7**                        B7
And I shouldn't be here without permission
F#m7**          B7**
Shouldn't be here

Would you forgive me love
If I dance in your shower
Would you forgive me love
If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love
If I stay all afternoon

I took off my clothes
I put on your robe
and I went through your drawers 
And I found your cologne 
Went down to the den
Found your C.D.s
And I played your Joni

And I shouldn't stay long you might be home soon
I shouldn't stay long

Would you forgive me love
If I dance in your shower
Would you forgive me love
If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love
If I stay all afternoon

I burn your incense 
I ran a bath and I noticed a letter
That sat on your desk
It said "hello love"
"I love you so, love"
"Meet me at midnight"

And no it wasn't my writing I better go soon
It wasn't my writing

So forgive me love 
If I cry in your shower
So forgive me love
For the salt in your bed
So forgive me love
If I cry all afternoon

**- unsure about these chords

UNINVITED
Chords

repeat
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D    
Like anyone would be
               Gm                                D
I am flattered by your fascination with me
D
Like any hot blooded woman
               Gm                                 D
I have simply wanted an object to crave
      C                         G
But you you're not allowed
                D
You're uninvited
            Ddim    D
An unfortunate slight
D
Must be strangely exciting
                      Gm      D
To watch the stoic squirm
D
Must be somewhat hard telling
                          Gm             D
To watch them burn me shepherd
       C                      G
But you you're not allowed
             D
You're uninvited
              Ddim    D
An unfortunate slight

SOLO

D                                
Like any uncharted territory
      Gm                             D
I must seem greatly intriguing
D                  
You speak of my love like 
                      Gm                         D
You have experienced like mine before
       C                 G
But this is not allowed
              D
You're uninvited
         Ddim         D
An unfortunate slight

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D
I dont think you unworthy
                    Gm                 D
I need a moment to deliberate

NO PRESSURE OVER CAPPUCCINO
/-------------------------------------------/
/by CIFRA PALACE http://come.to/cifraspalace/
/-------------------------------------------/
De: Alanis Morissete e Nick Lashley
Tom: E
Intr.: (E E7+) 2x

	    E    B   A9    B
And you're like 90's Jesus
	 E	  B	 A
And you revel in your psychosis
    B
How dare you
	 E
And you sample concepts
	  B
like hors d'euvres
	A9
And you eat their question
       B
for dessert
		 E      B     A9    B
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
	     E	   B   A9      B
And you're like a 90's Kennedy
	    E	    B		  A9
And you're really a million years old
	   B
You can't fool me
	      E
They'll throw opinions like 
	  B
rocks in riots
	    A9
And they'll stumble around
     B
like hypocrites
		 E     B       A     B
Is it just me or is it dark in here?
	     A9
Well you may never be or have a husband
You may never hace or hold a child
	  F#m7
You will learn to lose everything
	E/G#
We are temporary arrangements

VOCALIZAÇÃO
A9  F#m7 E A9 F#m7 B
Aaa...

	    E	  B    A9   B
And you're like a 90's Noah
	 E
And they laughed at you as you
B		   A9
packed all of your things
	  E
and they wonder why
	    B
you're frustated
	 A9
And they wonder why
	   B
you're so angry
		     E	       B   A9 B
And as it just me or are your fed up?

VOCALIZAÇÃO
E   B  A9 B (E B A9 B)
Aaa...
	     B
And may God bless you in your travels
In your conquest and queries
A9      B     E B A9 B E
hum... aaa...

    E			    E7+		    B			    E/G#E A D G B e		E A D G B e		E A D G B e		E A D G B e
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*     o o o		*   o o o		  *   o o o		*   o o o


    F#m7		    A			    A9
E A D G B e		E A D G B e		E A D G B e
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- - - - - -		- - - - - -		- - - - - -
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*   o o o		  *   o o o		  *   o o o


BONGO BONG
/-------------------------------------------/
/by CIFRA PALACE http://come.to/cifraspalace/
/-------------------------------------------/
De: Mano Chao
Tom: Dm
Intr.: (Am  Dm G Am) 2x

Am
Mamma was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the congo
Dm
Deep down in the jungle
	   G
I started bangin' my first bongo
Am
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
      Dm
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
G
I'm the king of bongo bong
  Am
I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
	 Dm
From the jungle to the city
	 G
Looking for a bigger crown
     Am
So I play my boogie
For the people of big city
	 Dm
But they don't go crazy
	 G
When I'm bangin' on my boogie
	Am
I'm the    "king of the bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Hear me when I come, baby
Am
 "King of the bongo, 
			Dm G
king of the bongo bong"
  Am
Nobody'd like to be in my
place instead of me
	Dm
Cause nobody go crazy when
     G
I'm bangin' on my boogie
      Am
I'm a king without a crown
hanging loose a big town
    Dm
But I'm the king of bongo, baby
 G
I'm the king of bongo bong
Am
 "King of the bongo,
			Dm
king of  the bongo bong"
G			   Am
Hear me when I come, baby,
"king of the bongo bong, 
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Here me when I come
     Am
The say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
     Dm
They say there is no place 
	   G
for little monkey
In this town
   Am
Nobody'd like to be in
my place instead of me
	 Dm
Cause nobody go crazy when
     G
I'm bangin' on my boogie
       Am
I'm the  "king of the bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Hear me when I come, baby
Am
 "King of the bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Here me when I come
Am
Bangin on my bongo all that
swing belongs to me
       Dm
I'm so happy there's nobody
      G
in my place instead of me
       Am
I'm  a king without crown
hanging loose in a big town
Dm
I'm the king of bongo baby
G
I'm the king of bongo bong
Am
 "King of the bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G			  Am
Hear me when I come, baby,

"King of bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Hear me when I come

Am
Mamma was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the congo
Dm
Deep down in the jungle
	   G
I started bangin' my first bongo
Am
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
      Dm
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
G
I'm the king of bongo bong
  Am
I went to the big town
Dm G			Am
   Hear me when I come
Dm G
   Hear me when I come, baby
Am
 "King of the bongo,
			Dm
king of the bongo bong"
G
Hear me when they come.

    Dm		    Am
E A D G B e		E A D G B e		E A D G B e
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- - - - - -		- - - - - -		- - - 2 - -
- - - - - -		- - - - - -		- 3 4 - - -
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  *   o o o		*   o o o o		*   o o o

PRINCES FAMILIAR
/-------------------------------------------/
/by CIFRA PALACE http://come.to/cifraspalace/
/-------------------------------------------/
De: Alanis Morissette
Tom: G

G		 Bm
Please be pholosophical
G
Please be tapped into
     Bm
your femininity
G
Please be able to take the 
Bm
wheel from me
  G		       Bm
Please be crazy and curious
A
Papa love your princess so
that she will find
F7+	      G		  A
  Loving princes familiar

Papa crazy for your princess
so that she will find
F7+	      G		  A
  Gentle princes familiar

VOCALIZAÇÃO
	F7+ G
La La...
G	       Bm
Plese be a sexaholic
G
Please be unpredictably
  Bm
miserable...
G
Please be self absorbed much
Bm
Not the good kind
G
Please be addicted to some 
Bm
substance
A
Papa listen to your princess
so that she will find
F7+	    G		     A
  Attentive princes familiar
A
Papa hear your prrincess
so that she will find
F7+	       G	    A
  Curious princes familiar

VOCALIZAÇÃO
	F7+ G
La La...
A      A4     A		 A4
Please be the jerk of my knee
	      A7+ D/A
I've fit you al...ways
You finish my sentences
	   A
I think I love you
What is your name again no
A7+  D/A
ma...tter I'm guessing
		 A
Your thoughts again correctly
And I love the way
	     A7+  D/A
You press my bu...ttons
So much sometimes I could
	 A
Strangle you
A
Papa laugh with your princess
so that she will find
F7+
  Funny princes familiar
A
Papa respect your princess
so that she will find
F7+		  G
  Respectful princes familiar
A
Papa love your princess so
that she will find
F7+	      G
  Loving princes familiar
A
Papa cry for your princess
so that she will find
F7+	      G		  A
  Gentle princes familiar

VOCALIZAÇÃO
		F7+ G A F7+ G
Lara... La...
G
Please be strangely
    Bm
enigmatic
G			Bm
Please be just like my.

    Bm		    A			    F7+		    D/A
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- - 3 4 - -		- - - - - -		- - - - - -		-- - - - - -
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=-=-=-=-=-=		=-=-=-=-=-=		=-=-=-=-=-=		=-=-=-=-=-=
  *   o o o 	  *   o o o 	    * o o o 	  *   o o o 

    A7+		    A4				    G
E A D G B e		E A D G B e		E A D G B e
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- - - - - 4		- - - - - -		- - - - - -
- - - - - -		- - - - - -		- - - - - -
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  *   o o o		  *   o o o		*     o o o