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Ok, here's the story. I already have a "Cable & Wireless" phone line which is under my dads name. What I wanted was a phone line using a second number in my bedroom. So what my dad did was, as the phone downstairs is in his name, ask for a second line to be put on the account. This is a free installation so that was a bonus. That Friday the guys came to put in the line, but it couldn't be switched on till my phone number has been entered into the local box.

The following Thursday, that's service for ya! Can you imagine one of these guys with his wife? She's there; lying in bed wanting a damn good servicing and he don't cum till next week! Anyway the following Thursday we get told that there is a fault in the line, something to do with the copper wiring or something, anyway someone else was send out next Thursday, why Thursday? What is it with Thursday? Is it that every other day is their day off? Do they need all them days to cum in their wives? Y'know, the build up over the week cos when they start a job it takes em a week to finish it? So next Thursday comes and the van pulls up at 8:00am, they must have felt guilty, AAAWWW SHAME!!! FIX MY PHONE!!! And these two guys think that we're changing over from BT! What a joke! Anyway, we set em straight and then they find nothing wrong with my phone line and say that it's the box, I thought I just needed my number keyed in? my mistake! Anyway they leave and another van pulls up about an hour later and this guy thinks the phone line has JUST been installed! Duh! So we set him straight by keeping him updated cos everyone who works for Unable & Hopeless are what their name suggests. So then this guy tells us that our line will be fixed tomorrow.