Lyrics by Joe Wilson
Music by 79 Years

verse 1: i was drivin' down the road
         with a guitar player and his hoe
         they were makin' love in the back seat
         but there's no one up front to hold
         no one to love on me
         so i'll keep drivin' on

chorus: cuz, i'm just a roadie, no one even knows my name
        i'm just a roadie, i don't deserve anything
        i'm just a roadie, i don't get paid too well
        but i'd rather be a roadie than do anything else

verse 2: now it's ten minutes from Los Angeles
         four days drive from Tulsa, Oklahoma
         ten minutes 'till our next stop 
         then i hear the sound of an angry cop and i say...

verse 3: well, we just left our last stop on a six month tour
         drivin' down the road, gettin' thoughts that aren't too pure
         i pray to god that my girl is waitin' on me when i pull into that drive
         if she's not, i swear to god, i'll surely cry, and i'll sigh...