1. Carousel
I talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel

Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know part of the reason why
Solitudes a reason to die

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess it's just another
I guess it's just another
I guess it's just another night alone

Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
(repeat chorus)

2. M+M's
You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There is so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath
(repeat chorus)

Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I don't want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end?
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?

3. Fentoozler
At the risk of sounding rude
Just who the fuck do you think you are
To tell me what you expect of me today?

Well, you can take your attitude
You're out of luck, you've gone way too far
If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay

How long can I string you along?
How little of myself can I give?
And still make you believe I care?

At the risk of sounding trite
Why the fuck do you think you're right
About every little thing that you say

And do you think that it is right
For Tom to spend another night
Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay?
(repeat chorus 2x)

4. Touchdown Boy
There's this one guy
There's no one like him in all the world
'Cause you can always see
Those girls down on there knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thoughts
He's waiting for just the right

One by one as they
Walk right through the door, they
Keep on coming back I
Guess they just want more
He has fun, fun, fun as you
Might call him a whore but
Just look where he's at
He is the one that scores

I saw my friend there
Out on the field today
I asked him where he's going, he said
"All the way," now
(repeat chorus and add the word "go" at the end)
 
5. Strings
I would do anything and that's
What scares me so bad
Don't want to live my life alone
Don't want to go back to what I had
Don't want to spend my life without
All those special things
Don't want to walk around being tired through
Anyone else's

Stings
Strings
Strings
Strings
(repeat first verse and then chorus 2x)

6. Peggy Sue
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
Try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit you have to take

So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew

As your head gets all cluttered inside
Give more than you take
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit you have to take
(repeat chorus)

You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week (Go!)
(repeat last verse then chorus.)

7. Sometimes
Oh, how I wish that they would last
Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
Just when I think that they are gonna stay
Everything inside me just starts fading away

Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
Just gets thrown down on the floor
And then its seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I had something to say

She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
But it's no you, I just don't feel quite right today
All these things I say and do I were never planned
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that
(repeat chorus)

8. Does my Breath Smell?
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?
Who tells them all to laugh?
Who tells them all to talk about me?
And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here
Why do they, why do they
Always kick me in the groin when I come near
And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit.

I don't know what I'm feeling
I'm just sick of seeing
All those dumb, lame, and retarded brawns
Who often just sit kick back
As I am not so relaxed
I often wonder why they act so odd

Because no worse a time
When it's just your time to
Think you should make your move
It doesn't work cause your just a jerk with no excuse

What about that situation
All night procrastination
Taking to the point were you lead her to her door
There's nothing left to say
I guess you best be on your way
But before you go you got to do that chore
(repeat chores)

Please won't you buy in
I'm always tryin'
I keep on tryin'
There's only so much pride that I can lose
I hope that when you see me
You see right through me
Come on now, honestly
I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue

9. Cacophony
When you talk about tomorrow
I'm not sure about today
When you tell me that you love me
What am I supposed to say?

Sometimes I feel
The same way as you feel

Words like forever
They scare the shit out of me
Maybe I'm afraid of commitment
Maybe you're too distracted to see that

Sometimes I'll feel
The same way as you fell

I'd think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again
I'd think of all the things that I'd scream
But I think it's for the best
That you and I just don't connect
Things are never quite what they seem

Will there ever be
Someone to give her heart to me
Or would I be too blind to see it

I wouldn't make a sound
I'd keep it underground
It always seems like I'm running around around
(repeat a few more times)

10. TV
When I'm at work, ya
I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
And when I'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh

I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What's happening in this world
I don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening new, oh
(repeat chorus)

La la la la la la ect............

11. Toast and Bananas
Do you wanna know what I think of you?
'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
To take back what you said
It's time to fix
It's time to fix your head
And now all alone
One's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
To listen to what you say

What did you think of me acting this way?
I guess you never thought at all
Is that what you call your brain?
Is that why you call and hang up on me?

I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man that's just living small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say

To me as I walk alone
I much rather be riding prone, man
To be just another one you are lame to
(repeat pre-chorus)

Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind
Won't bend over backwards or
Take another step there to
Here from you again
(repeat chorus, last verse, then chorus again)

12. Wasting Time
Im wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from the world
She an I would run away
I'd think of all the things I'd say
We'd talk about important things
And I'd picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's ok to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her
By playing in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remembering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
Even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it
And in my town you can't drive naked
(repeat chorus)

Am I just wasting my time
(repeat 3x)
Wasting my time thinking about a girl

13. Romeo and Rebecca
Walking through the grass
Another blade next to you from the ground
As the wind does pass
I notice as you feel the breath of my shout
Your words are kind
The kind that repeatedly say no
But that's alright
I'm older than you so I've got time

What have you said, reach out your hand
There's a black shadow o my wall
And as I look into my mind
I can see that girls are a waste of time

We've all seen the bridge
A broken seam and a girl on one side
You think your words will work
They only work when you lay down and close your eyes
I thought of all the lines
All the right ones used at all the wrong times
But that's alright
Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind
(repeat chorus)

I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in
My broken dreams of you
I don't to live alone
With my broken dreams of you
I want to live alone
With my broken dreams of you

14. Ben Wha Balls
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay
Well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl
That put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once knew
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song that's been deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion
He finished with a great big fart

And she knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
He used to always fart and sing this special song.
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wha balls."

I said a wha, wha, wha-wha-wha,
Wha, wha-wha-wha, wha...
Ben wha balls
Wha, wha-wha-wha, wha, wha, wha,
Ben wha balls

16. Depends
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubersheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat
I didn't know what to say
(repeat chores)