[Like Mr. Garrison's classroom, the office is decorated in pastel shades and adorned with Britney Spears posters. Sounds of shouting and moving stuff is heard. We see a distraught looking woman outside the office screaming like an Alanis Morissette banshee. She is the Mayor of South Park.]

[Third-person camera shows the Mayor opening the door and getting out of the office. Front view of Mayor checking out the Town Square for any action. She waves her hands, as if she just saw somebody (Britney Spears?).]

[Switch to full view of the Town Square. It is decorated with pastel ribbons, confetti and balloons. There's a stack of Britney Spears goodie bags stashed in a corner of the stage.]

[The Mayor walks down the stairs of her office and goes onto the stage, making last-minute preparations. All of a sudden, a wave of people (i.e. virtually every citizen of South Park) flows into the empty Town Square. They are all on hand for Britney's Special Party. In one corner of the crowd are Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny; in another corner are Wendy and Bebe.]

[And so, the boys cheer while the girls jeer, over and over and over again, until......]

[Parts of the stage floor slide out. Five people—three girls in the middle and two guys on the left and right—rise from the stage floor. Focus on the girl in dead centre of the formation. She has shoulder-length, superwavy blonde hair, and wears a microphone headset, a neon-pink sports bra and skin-tight black velvet leggings, not to mention lots of body glitter. She is Britney Spears, Billboard 100's woman of the hour. The other four people, all wearing tight black "uniforms", are her dancers.]

[Prerecorded CD music starts. It's Britney's hit single "Baby One More Time". Britney and her dancers dance for a while, then Britney sings while her dancers continue to do their thang. Backup is provided by the prerecorded CD.]

[Cut to Wendy and Bebe. They are also singing.]

[Cut to Britney. She continues to sing nasally without paying attention to the girls teasing her.]

[Cut to Wendy and Bebe. They sing their own backup parts.]

[Cut to Britney. She seems to be having respiratory problems, singing and dancing at the same time.]

[Smoke effects when Britney finishes singing. A round of applause from the boys while a round of boos come from the girls.]

[Some panda thing hits the person beside him/her/it with a sign.]

[All the boys break into screams and applause while all the girls laugh at Britney's brainlessness. The question-and-answer session continues. Meanwhile, in another corner of South Park......]