The Ballad of Billy

Words and Music by ADDA

A couple 25 year olds from Angel Grove High School
Were hanging out at Kimmie's house and sitting by the pool
When they heard a noise like thunder and then something caught their eye
A great big flaming fireball was hurtling through the sky

It entered our Earth's atmosphere, ten times the speed of sound
Then it banked off Billy's temple and it landed on the ground
It broke into a pile of goo, that egg-thing was inside
Good thing they put it in that tube or Zordon would have died

Well, Billy was unconscious for about eleven days
But then he finally woke up and now everything's OK
Zordon gave them super powers and some spandex suits as well
Now they fight big rubber monsters and they beat them all to hell

And Billy's blunt head trauma had a couple side effects
He's still a geek just like before, but now he's got Tourette's
And though the show may never end with a cast change every year
Zack and Billy and the rest are the ones we love so dear