dear robbie,

I sorta have a problem here at home, I want to stay up north with some of my other family members mainly for this one guy... who we shall simply call..BOB. I met him online, but he sounds realy funny and has a great personality. Actually, to tell the truth, not being a slut or anything, but I want to hook up with him when I come back up north cause he sounds like a hottie and I can be very "perswasive" when under the influence of either narcotics or any other shit like that. Should I simply say to "BOB" that I madly and deeply want him when I come or hopefully..CUM back up there? What should I do about it? please help out a simply weird outcast girl here!

My advice is to move to maryland at once marry this bob guy and move in with him an have lots an lots of babys an make hot monkey love a lot an move to ocean city an work at a skate shop an live hapily ever after