Presenting:
The monthly sick bastard award
still in first...:
Mary Parker. Nominated by: Rob and Jeremy
500 pounds of pure 500 pound whalish 500 pound woman, wearing clothes much to small for a 500 pound 500 woman. She has offered me numerous 500 pound BJ's which I promptly turned down her 500 pound offer.
2nd place:
Mrs Shane the piggish geometry teacher.
She is boring as a shit and sounds annoying and has a hipnotic voice that makes people sleepy....and shes fat.