Presenting:

The monthly sick bastard award

still in first...:

Mary Parker. Nominated by: Rob and Jeremy
500 pounds of pure 500 pound whalish 500 pound woman, wearing clothes much to small for a 500 pound 500 woman. She has offered me numerous 500 pound BJ's which I promptly turned down her 500 pound offer.

2nd place:

Mrs Shane the piggish geometry teacher.

She is boring as a shit and sounds annoying and has a hipnotic voice that makes people sleepy....and shes fat.

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