THE ABORTIVE "GOLD, SLAVES, PUSSY AND PARKING" PROJECT

After "The Kids Who Died for Sugar," Sleazy had more in the bag for his salivating public.
He had old stuff, stuff around from 1992 and before, stuff about underage girls and used car salesmen
with world-domination ambitions, stuff about taking this nation on a trip to the Organization Lady.
Except for "The Homosexual Pro-Abort, New Age agenda" and "This Old Floor," they were never
recorded. ..........Here they are.


THE HOMOSEXUAL PRO-ABORT, NEW AGE AGENDA
THIS OLD FLOOR
JOHNNY'S JOINED A SUGAR GANG
QUIET TIME WITH HONEY
THE POWER PIG
VACUUM BAG
RADICLIBS
EASY RIDER
GOLD, SLAVES, PUSSY AND PARKING


THE HOMOSEXUAL PRO-ABORT, NEW AGE AGENDA

 My child came home from school today.
With a little piece of paper in his hand.
And on it, it had, a picture of a man xxxxxx a dog,
and a naked woman all covered in worms.

And I said, honey: look at this, this is what they want for our children.

CHORUS:
Its the homosexual, pro-abort, new age agenda.
It's the homsexual , pro-abort new age agenda.
There's gonna be a New Age!!!.

They wont be satisfied, until there's a free abortion clinic
next to the principle's office in every elementary school.
And they are gonna use homosexual sex manuals
as first grade instructional tools.

They're gonna send your kids to New Age camp,
Where they just chant Hare Krishna all day.

CHORUS

Little Suzy is just nine years old
And she's startin' to explore
Well, Planned Parenthood has got a PLAN for her,
Five years and twelve abortions later,
She's strung out, fat, and on welfare
And Planned Parenthood has made a million dollars.

You act concerned, but why turn away.
When a man with a pierced penis will be teaching in your
child's classroom today!!!

REPEAT CHORUS AD NAUSEUM

THIS OLD FLOOR

(The chorus of this song is based on a popular Top Job floor cleanser jingle from the late 80s-early 90s.)


She was a cheap xxx in the xxx of love.
She had barnyard urges, that she really wasn't proud of.
She sat that txxxx down on the tiles and rubbed up against the floor
Her mama came in with the groceries and said "you stinkin' little whore"

She grabbed a can of Cheez-Whiz from the bag and aimed it stright at her head
It wasn't any secret among the neighbors, she wanted that girl dead.
A puke-orange mixture of Cheez-Whiz and blood stained the linoleum tiles
But she survived, and to much suprise, it never went to trial.

CHORUS:
This old floor has seen some livin'
This old floor is tinged with grime,
This old floor has seen an abortion a year since 1969.
So think about this when you're at your job, and you're pissin' in a cup,
This old floor has seen some things, that Top Job just can't clean up.

She came up drunk, at about 6:10.
She said, "Mom, oh by the way, I'm pregnant again."
Mom let out one of her bored sighs, and said
"lets do it" and got the coat hanger.

Daddy came in from work while it was goin' on
He slipped on the placenta, and smashed his head right open
There was so much slippin' and slidin'
It was like the US open.

(CHORUS)

This old floor has seen some lovin'
Sxxt like you ain't never knew.
This old floor has seen some things that Top Job just can't cut through.

JOHNNY'S JOINED A SUGAR GANG

 Johnny's gone, for the Nestle Lords of Destruction.
They control Orenthal avenue, West of the Incinerator.
They got their own girls, their own shirts,
Their own expense accounts.

Last Week the Nabisco Kings took all of Peroxide Beach,
Four young boys killed, 3 with bombs, 1 with boiling sugar syrup.
the Lords promise revenge, but they can't get the reach.
Johnny's gonna be their cannon fodder, gonna do their job for cheap.

Johnny's Joined a Sugar Gang.

Every night you can hear the killin'
Starts 'round 8 pm.
Nobody tries to stop it,
We're all in hock to one of these or one of them.

We need somethin' to beleive in,
Us adults, just like the kids.
Producing a quality sugar product makes us feel good.
It grooves our hot juices inside,
And Johnny's Joined a Sugar Gang.

QUIET TIME WITH HONEY

 Honey works her self to the bone all day, in a world of rot.
She has to deal with her boss when she leans
over the xerox machine,
he grabs each cheek and says hes hot to trot.

And when the day is through, she's got to scrub the bathroom floors
While the Peruvian cleaning lady does a little dance
for him in his big leather chair.

CHOURUS:
Honey works straight over time
and downs a drink called Never-Wine.
She fills the glass, and is home real fast.
To quiet time with honey......

Outside in the streets the children scream and kill.
12 year old boys sxxxt in their pants, cause their
parents never bothered to toilet train 'em.
But in spite of all these, Amerikkka can still compete with
the Japanese,

Cause honey works straight over time...
(repeat Chorus)


THE POWER PIG

 Eudora Jones was livin' in hell.
She left home when she was Just 13.
Changed her name to "Swank Juggs"
with two g's just like the magazine.

She became a dancer,
For Earl Swinson Chevrolet.
She put on a g-string and cavorted
on the shoulder of the road,
riskin' life and limb to bring the customers in.

And Earl used to say, honey,
(chorus:)
You are the power pig!
Your are the holy pig mother!
You are a battering ram of glory on a Thursday Morning,
and there's nothing really wrong with that.

She had a daughter,
and she named her Throbuleen
At age 5,she was the terror of the
kindergarden drug scene.

She was caught doin' X
IN the teacher's lounge
She got into Mrs. Burpee's purse
threw her dental dams on the floor, and said "your'e a whore".

And the Principal said to little Throbuleen:
(chorus:)

VACUUM BAG

 Honey, honey poke it, yeah yeah smoke it.
cause this thing you don't know.
let me show you how it goes

First you spread your legs out..
Then I open up xxx xxxxxx.
I put my ass righ up to it.
And I lay a load of xxxx xxxx xxx.

CHORUS:
We're gonna vacuum bag!!
Come on you cheesy little hag!!
Come on now, vacuum bag!!!
Peroxide Scag, Were gonna moan and groan, till the cows come home!!!

Your daughter knows how to hanky pank.
I know, I saw her pictures in Swank.
But there's one thing she needs to know.
She should never vacuum bag with Barney Frank.

Rich, bored, decadent teens in California,
All day long the'yre just sniffin' glue.
But they're born and raised by multi-nationals,
To think up the latest trends for me and you,
come on now,
(Repeat Chorus).

Dan Rather appeared on the evening news,
with that real concerned look in his eye.
"a new dangerously unsanitary teen sex practice"
is what he said was happenin' to you and I

But you know its all fake,
Cause back in the studio,
after the show,
Dan 'n Connie are havin' a sXXtquake!
When they,
(Repeat Chorus)

RADICLIBS

 Baby remeber back in '82.
When the Reagan depression grew and grew.
We were livin' for the Nuclear Freeze.
We were livin for the Rainbow Coalition.

I rememeber the night, when you touched me behind the barricades
It was at the "US Out of El Salvador" march.
We were singin' Jackson Browne songs.
We were chantin' "Ronald Reagan is a Racist and a Rapist!!" all night long.
We thought we would save the country, we were..
RABICLIBS!!!!
RADICLIBS!!!!

We got so excited, when our town was declared a
"Nuclear Free Zone"
We thought we were gonna turn the tide.
I remember when we sxxxed and fxxxxed in the parking lot,
after the "Run Jesse Run!!" rally
It was a time of love, and a time of struggle.

Baby, remember how it pissed us off
that no one understood what "Born in the USA" really meant.
Baby, remember how it sucked, sucked, sucked
when Lenora and Angela didn't come together?
We were
RADICLIBS!!!
RADICLIBS!!!

EASY RIDER

 He dictates to his secretary On his gold plated, tacky phone.
No, he doesn't feel her boobs
He's got plenty of that at home.

On his desk, underneath Guns & Ammo
Is the true thing of his life
Its a magazine that speaks to him
in the language of chicks and bikes,

Easy Rider, magazine.
Easy Rider, magazine.

He's got business to do
Places to go, things like you
Would never know.
He's got to deal with Mrs. Subratham.
Her tacky fucia drapes, are puttin' down property values,
and she refuses to say No.

Last time he tried to enforce,
Her dog sXXtted on his foot.
He's gonna find lotsa things wrong this time,
Gonna burn that bxxch to a pile of soot.

And its' just too bad the world can't be...
like Easy Rider, magazine.
Easy Rider, magazine.

He's got a vision, a vision pure and true.
And land of hot chicks and bikes, on every avenue.
"We could share the wealth with every man,"
"if it wasn't for those little fxxxxers in Japan."
He sighs as he sees the sun go down,
on his kingdom, just a sxxtty little part of town,
But one day he'll have an empire.
The world will be good and clean, like in
Easy Rider, magazine.
Easy Rider, magazine.

GOLD, SLAVES, PUSSY AND PARKING

The Singaporean diplomat steps off the plane,
and surveys the landscape,
smellin' nothin but gas, grease and bodily fluids.
The stench of decadence, he holds his nose.

We've got business to do in this cesspool.
Let's get out before we get a disease from breathin' the air.
But first let's do it up good,
Tiki Gardens Pleasure Palace, they got girls as young as 10.

CHORUS:
Gold, slaves, pussy and parking,
Gold, slaves, pussy and parking,
Rapin'and killin' on a Saturday Night,
Cause a cheap clean Parking Space is my right,
Gold, slaves pussy and parking,
Gold, slaves pussy and parking
Hey you're blockin' my view of the screen,
Ask Senorita, to apply my spleen cream.

Appendectomies, ten dollars a pop,
Doctors may boil the water the dip thier tools in.
Or maybe not.
Its 50 thousand for one thats modern and clean.

I know we're livin' wrong.
Every night at the dinner table, we pray,
Lord, give us Values....
Honey I love it, when you shake those Values.

(CHORUS)



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