HAMILTON'S JUNKYARD

HAMILTON'S JUNKYARD
DEAD PIG
THROBBIN' BABE
LICK YOU CHILD
I SAW YOUR MAMA SMOKIN' COCAINE
HYPERACTIVE ATTACK
HOLE FULLA HELLISHNESS
MEETIN' AT THE BUILDIN'
OVAL OFFICE OF LOVE

HAMILTON'S JUNKYARD

(Sung to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's 'Atlantic City')

Well we, shot the dog and had it for dinner last night.
Now were, fishin' from the sewer grate.
Ma's freakin' out in the kitchen on LSD
I guess that was the last thing
that old mangy mutt ate.

Well, we saved the dog's spleen
and put it in a jar of formaldehyde.
we're gonna sell it at the market tomorrow for $5.95
Ma threw out our last rotten can of beans.
seem's all we can do these days is sit around the kitchen table,
and look at that spleen...

CHORUS:
Every thing we eat seems to get puked up.
We don't have no lunch, no dinner no sup.
So if you wanna buy a spleen take my business card.
And meet me tonight in Hamilton's Junkyard.

Ma was married when she was just 17.
She hooked up with a man who exploited her for her spleen
You know Ma often has fits of love in the night.
screamin' out of pain, screamin for a bite.

Repeat Chorus

DEAD PIG

I was a young Missouri Boy...
living in the country
runnin' down the roads, runnin down the
highways of America
Lookin' for a place to live, lookin' for a place to stay.
I didn't know why but my mama said I had to go away.
so I went away...
and anyway I had to take a piss.
so I pulled up to a gas station and said do you have a
bathroom and he said "yes" and he held out a pot in
front of me.
And I said, no, do you have a modern civilized 20th
century bathroom, and he said yes and he gave me
the keys...
and as I was walking to the bathroom I saw
somethin' very horrifying and very funny.
It was a dead pig on the cement in front of the bathroom.
It was a dead pig. Oh what a dead pig it was.
it was a
De-ee--e-e-e-e-ead Pi-i-i-i-i-g.
D-e-e--e-e-e-e--ead Pi- i i i-g.
Deeeeeeeaad Piiiiiig.

and it had a, Squashed Spleen.
Squa-a-a-a--ashed Splee-ee-ee-ee-e--e--e-n.
Squasheed Splee-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-en.
Squashed Splee-ee-ee-een.

And it had, Gross Eyes.
Gross E-e--e---e--e-eyes.
Gross E--e---e---eyes.
Gross E---eyees.

Big Dead Pig.

THROBBIN' BABE

My baby works at the 7-11.
Oh yeah, baby, she looks so good.
I remember the night I saw those big fat boobuluses
throbbin' out of her shirt, I said:
Baby why you have such big boobs?
She says I blow'em up like inner tubes,
yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Baby, I said, remember the night when a man came in
here,
He had nothin' on but a T-shirt and diaper
He pointed a hair dryer at the cashier and said..
"Give me all the whipped cream in the store"
He walked out with a tampon in his mouth, he was usin' it
to clean his teeth,
yeah yeah yeah yeah.

oohoo hoo hoo hoo, oohoo hoo hoo hoo.
oohoo hoo hoo hoo yeah yea.

In the parking lot I saw a dead dog,
It was run over by a big fat car.
It looked like my mother's face, but I would never tell her that you know.
And then in the parking lot a car rammed into me
and then I died
Lord, I died.

I was standin' before the gate of St. Peter.
He was talkin' to a bunch of people then he got
through with 'em.
He came up to me and said "who are you sir," you, sir.
My name is Jack Roberts.
I work for K-mart.
I would like to get into heaven but I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
and he said...
"People who work at K-mart suck hot-pockets in Hell."
and then he gave me a little piece a plastic.
Didn't really know what it was. I said what is this?
He said..
"It's a hot-pocket."

oo hooo hoohoo hooo.....

My girlfriend, she was shot now,
she was shot behind the counter of the 7-11.
she joined my side by the gate of St. Peter,
he said what's your name, she said, "Lois Lane."
then he asked her "how much you make a year"
she said about 12 thousand dollars, he said
"that's below the poverty line", but then he
noticed her big fat boobs and he said, of course we
do make exceptions to the rule.

And she got papers to go to heaven, and I said " can I come too?"
and he just looked at me and a trap door opened and I fell
down into the FLAMES OF HELL.

oohoo hoo hoo hoo....

Throbbin babe.
Throbbin babe, Throbbin babe, Throbbin babe...

you got boobulations, baby. you got boobulations, baby.
you got boobulations, baby.
yeah yeah yeah yeah well you got what you want.

LICK YOU CHILD

I was sittin' in front of my television set.
yeah.
I was thinkin about spam,
Green eggs and ham, last but not least,
don't count your chickens before they hatch.

I wanna lick you child, I wanna lick you child.
I wanna suck you child, I wanna lick you child.

Oh ho Vanna vanna White-white, baby
I am lustin', I lustin', I am lustin'
I'm gettin' excited I'm gettin' excited, I'm gettin' excited..

Oh I wanna xxxxx xxx xxxx xxxx of love,
I am lustin' I am lustin' ....
I'm gettin excited, I'm gettin' excited.

Oh you rub your fingers all over that merchandise.
Why don't you rub your fingers over me, me, me, baby

I'm gettin excited....

I SAW YOUR MAMA SMOKIN' COCAINE

If you see something that looks like a xxxxx.
and its shooting up out of the ground.
Well you you know your mama's been doin'
Those illicit activities again
Yeah
What, you don't know?
Well, I think there's something I ought to tell you.

Hey,
I saw your mama smokin' cocaine.

She was into that hallucinogenic craze again.
Trying to take her mind off the fact,
That she doesn't have enough money to buy another hit of cocaine.
And the fact, that the man,
come and reposessed her car, repossesed her TV set,
repossesed her gold-plated, diamond-studded, platinum-spiked
vibrator that she bought at Macy's on sale for
12,000 dollars and 29 cents.

Hey,
I saw your Mama smokin' cocaine.

She saw a xxxx landscape in front of her.
she saw lots of xxxx that she grabbed out at.
She hadn't seen a real xxxx since her husband died
in 1978 in a bizarre industrial accident.
yeah.

I saw your mom in the alley yesterday.
Slobberin' all over her K-mart clothes
She was sittin in a pool of piss
she said "those xxxxx are just to big"
when I asked her what she was talkin' bout
She just said "did you know that Jesus wore a wig?"
I said LSD and crack must go together very well,
but she was too mezmerized by her symphony of red hot
throbbin' xxxxx from hell.

Hey,
I saw your mama smokin' cocaine.

Your mama died last night.
They threw her in a trash heap,
had some cars thrown on top of her,
hoped no one would see.

And some one asked, who was the last one
who saw her....
And I spoke up I said,
Hey,
I saw your mama smokin' cocaine.
I saw your mama, I saw your mama, smokin' yeah,
smokin that stuff, smokin that stuff,
smokin it smokin it smokin it, child.

HYPERACTIVE ATTACK

(CHORUS:)
I'm, havin' a hyperactive attack,
because, you don't, lo-o-ve me.
I'm havin' a hyperactive attack,
because you don't lo-ove me.

Oh, my baby,
I feel so sad,
because you don't love me.
I wanted to have sex with you,
but you, didn't want to have se-e-ex with me.
And so...

CHORUS.

You're getting married..
and I feel so bad,
I wanted to have xxxxxxx with you.
(xxxxxxxx, I don't know how to pronounce these things,
I just know how to do em!)

I'm gonna get my water pistol,
and fill xxxx my xxxxxx.
and I XXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXX perty white
wedding dress....

(CHORUS)

HOLE FULLA HELLISHNESS

I was walking down the street the other day...
in Washington,DC.
And I saw the PROTESTERS, PROTESTIN'.
And they were sayin, "1,2,3,4, we don't wont yer fxxxin' war"
"5,6,7,8, We don't wanna radiate!!!"
And then they all fell down, and pretended they were dead.
And theh I saw this naked young woman in chains...
And I said you goddam commie hippie nigra lovin'
faggot-fxxxing, jew-ass kissin' left-wing liberal bitch,
I oughta smack you.

You know, I was preaching at a revival meeting the other
day, and I went up to these young boys.
And i said, Are you saved, young men?
and they told me in this modernistic, humanistic jargon,
"We're not ready to accept that possibility."
Well, that night, those boys went out in a boat, in a row boat.
And those boys went down, and they never came back up.
And I thought of those boys, tellin' me that "they weren't
ready to accept that."
Little did they know that they would be in hell 24 hours later.
God dammit.

MEETIN' AT THE BUILDING

(Trad. new lyrics by Sleazy Hudson)
The meetin' at the building will soon be over,
soon be over, soon be over.
The meetin' at the buildin' will soon be over,
All over this world, my lord, all over this world.
The meetin' at the buildin' will soon be over,
All over this world.

The pukin' at the buildin' will, soon be over,
soon be over, soon be over.
The pukin' at the buildin' will sooon be over,
All over this world.

The shittin' at the buildin' will soon be over,
soon be over, soon be over.
The shittin' at the buildin' will soon be over,
all over this world.

The electropubification will sooon be over, soon be over,
soon be over.
The electropubification will soon be over, all over this
world.

All over this world...
All over Mrs Jones, my lord...
All over Mrs. Jones.

OVAL OFFICE OF LOVE

(Lyrics lost. Must be re-channeled at a new date)

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