A copy of "Hudson II", the only surviving
artifact from the early, early days of
Sleazy.
PRE-86 LYRICS
Sleazy Hudson's 18 year career began in 1981 in a little Crofton
shack, where, among the rusted chaise louges and crumpled up
polariods of little girls, he received a vision from Christ. He immediately ran to his bedroom and captured on tape, "Got to Be a Spleen", sung along to the B side of a Sting record.
Soon, entire worlds were spewing from his lips, while the turntable was splattered with instrumental break beats and dubs
by StarsON45, Blondie, the Sugar Hill Gang, Stevie Wonder, the
Police and more. His miserable junior high existence was suddenly
alive with possiblities.
The following is a carefully selected sample output from those
years, 1981-1986, showing the budding genius of sleazy as he took in the vacuous trash fed him by the corporate cyclometron-metronome of AmeriKKKa and spun it out into nuggets of pure GOLD. While they may be a bit
more "primitive" than sleazy's later works, they are a report from the social sewer of American Junior High
existence. Enjoy.
GOT TO BE A SPLEEN
(Recorded October, 1981 --from the album "Spleenmania")
Hi, my name is Jack and I hope you're really gonna be smokin' tonight.
Yeah, I gotta friend who has to go to work,
back to see his boss,
who has bad habits like scratching his crotch.
I know another man who has a boss,
who likes to make love
to his rubber inflatable Phil Collins....
Chorus:
I got to be a Spleen! I got to be a Spleen!
I got to be a Spleen! I got to be a Spleen!
dontcha know what I mean, I just gotta, gotta got to
be a Spleeeeeeeeeeeen.
There are lots of uses for spleens, you know.
You can sit on a spleen and use it as a whopee cushion
Haven't you ever heard of Bruce Springspleen?
I betcha HE would use his spleen as a whopee cushion
Watch out for Mr. Spleen-Jeans though
He might cream on your spleen
And lots of spleenagers are takin' drugs these days...
(Chorus)
COME TO THE PUBIC PARTY
(Recorded January 1982, to Pink Floyd's "One of These Days"
--from the Album "Hudson II")
Come to the pubic party.
We're gonna have a pubic party.
We're gonna have a big fat, big fat, puuuuuuuubic party.
Oooooh yeah.
We're gonna get on our big fat pubic boob table
and we're gonna play pubic checkers.
We're gonna have pubes growin' all over our bodies,
We're gonna feel the pubic vibrations all night.
OOh yeah.
We're gonna play our pubic piano
can you hear the pubic piano?
playin' in the background?
Can you feel the LSD experience?
We're gonna feel our pubic thing,
We're gonna love our pubic thing.
We're gonna play our pubic pianos
and pubic synthesizers and pubic organs all night.
OOOH yeah.
MUSCLE OF LOVE
(Recorded in June, 1983 to the tune of the Pretenders'
"In the Sticks" --from the album "Muscle of Love")
I wanna lick. Your muscle of. Your muscle of .
your MUSCLE OF LOVE.
I wanna suck. Your muscle of. Your muscle of.
your MUSCLE OF LOVE.
LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK! LICK!
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE! BITE IT OOOOaaaaaaH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!!!!!!AAAAAAIIIEIEEEETRRRRRR!
EEEEEEEEHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OOH! OOH OOH!
AAAAAAAH.
OOOOOOOH. OOOOOH. OOOOOOH. OOOOOOH. OOOOOH.
WUH! WUH! WUH!
OOOH.
OOOH.
OOOH.
OOOH.
OOOH.
I wanna lick. Your muscle of. Your muscle of.
Your muscle of love.
RESUCI ANNIE
(Recorded September 1983, to the tune of Micheal Sembello's
"Maniac" --from the album "Muscular Behavior")
Resuci Annie, she's the cream of the crop.
She -ee -ee is such a fox.
How I love to take the dis-infectant fluid.
and rub it all over her crotch.
and how I want to have her baby.
OOh go, go, baby don't be slow.
You can really get resusitation goin'
You can make Annie's Juices flow.
I see the throbbing of her spleen.
It looks just like a bean.
I can feel Annie's juices......
CHORUS:
She's a maniac, maniac, yes she is.
Resuci-Annie she's the light of my life.
She says that I'm the best.
She can make your spleen feel real good.
See the lights light up on the sex test.
I see the throbbing of her spleen,
It looks just like a bean.
See the lights on the sex test, it says that I'm the best.
(CHORUS)
Resuci-Annie. God, how I love her.
JOHNNY
<(Recorded September 1983, original Hudson Composition
-- from the album "Muscular Behavior")
I knew a boy named Jack Jones.
He died of smokin'
I told him not to smoke, but he did it anyway.
So I beat him to a post,
and I put him in the washing machine.
and put him on a big fat little long thing, but he
just wouldn't listen to me.
So I smacked that boy, I smacked that boy.
But it didn't do no good.
He just went down to the pool hall and shot a game of pool.
And he went back home to his mama and said "Mama I love ya"
And I said I really love your kid,
But he's drivin me up the wall
with his stupid promises, so I beat him to the spleen
Of another man.
And his mama said baby I do not know,
but I think I wanna smoke your spleen.
And if you wanna know what I think of that,
I think it's horrid.
JESUS MAUD
(Recorded July, 1984, original Hudson Composition
--from the album "I Must not Think about Spleens")
Her name was Maud, Maud, Maud.
Jesus Maud.
Her name was Maud, Maud, Maud.
Jesus Maud.
Her name was Maud, Maud, Maud,
Oh she is such a fraud.
Her name is Maud, Maud, Maud, Jesus Maud.
LETS GO TO KMART!
(Recorded January, 1985, to the tune of Prince's "Let's Go Crazy"
--from the album "Attention K-mart Shoppers")
Attention K-mart Shoppers:
We are gathered here today to talk about this thing called "Sex"
Electric word, Sex, it means alot of different things
to a lot of different people,
but one things' for sure.
You can always find it on sale at K-mart.
So when you're walkin' down that back aisle in K-mart,
You know, where they sell the rubbers?
That's where you'll find ....
I'm sexually excited.
I don't know why.
Maybe it's cause,
We're all going to K-mart.
And when we do.
We're gonna buy out the whole store.
Whats the use of your cousin
When you can find a cheap whore.
Are we gonna go to Woodward and Lothrop,
Oh no! Let's Go!
(CHORUS:)
Let's Go to K-mart.
Let's have sex.
Chase that blue light around,
Find somethin' you can buy with your welfare check.
Let's Go!
You can walk for miles
Urinate in the aisles
Chase the light
for your polyester styles
Or irregular underwear
that's got a tear
in the crotch
so you can put your Preparation H down there
(chorus)