Protagoras Productions Presents:

3rd annual Polymorphic, Mud-bathing Drunken Lawn Copulation Extravaganza. 

Featured Bands:
   Mom and Dad Having Sex
   Chandra's Remains (Featuring Gary "Jimi Hendrix" Kkkondik )
   September 11th Yes!!
   The Islamic Jihad Armed Struggle Liberation Orchestra
   
Featured Attractions:

Amateur Pregnancy Termination Booth:
     Amerikkka works best when it votes Abortion Yes!!, but you never know what might
 happen when Bushie LaBusha appoints the next Bible-Vibrating, Jesus-Freak-on, self- mutilating Opus Dei member to the Supreme Court,  so people, we gotta be ready. We're
 gonna show you how to do it right here on this table. You don't even need a coat hanger!!
 Just show up and get ready to rip!!

 Pyrolangia and Necrophagia Community Sensitization Seminar:
     The wonderful diversity of human sexuality is forced into such narrow categories and limits by our 
control-obsessed, domination-addicted society. Have the falseness of these categories and limits thoroughly 
chanllenged by Buhania Buttocksmack, head of the Council for Sexual Minorities, as she hosts a series of speeches 
on Pyrolangia, the experience of sexual pleasure by being set on fire, and Necrophagia, the joyful, erotic 
bliss of eating the dead. Topics include Pyrolangia safety tools including fire-extinquishers and non-asbestos 
protection pads, dealing with insensitivity from the fire
department, and other concerns. The Necrophagia panel will discuss legal and ethical
issues related to Morgue-robbing, legal discrimination against organ donation for erotic
purposes, and culminating in a showing  of Jack Bunsen's award-winning 1997 film "Whose Body is it Anyway?". 

 "Roaring Cunt" - a free performance by M.J. Vagisil 
   The Wommmmmyn who brought us "Tabithas Aureola" and "Cocksmasher III" is back again, and 
this time, its personal. She IS the orchestra in her new performance of her critcially
acclaimmed work "Roaring Cunt." In a stunning act of innovation and challenge, she appears live,
nude on stage in chair and places a highly senstive and tuned microphone in her woman-space. 
What follows is devestating, thrilling and unforgettable. For 4 hours, she creates explosions
squeaks, squishes, kweefs, and deafening avalanche-like roars, ringing with feedback and dripping
juices. "This is my message to the world, in a way that only a woman can tell it!!", she says. 
Don't miss it. 

  Also don't miss the new "Images of Wafa" display of erotic snot-sculptures by Jack Avorshikian,
paying tribute to Palestinian Suicide-hottie Wafa Idris.