The UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND DIVERSITY VANGUARD CELEBRATES
RAPE OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY.
The "EuroDeath 2000" Project:
Medical and botannical research continues to find
those viruses, bacteria, and other microorganisms which
the people of Xcatlatllltlatl (The Indigenous name for the
Indian Nation) are naturally immune to, but that the White
Man is escpecially vulnerable to. These microorganisms,
once found, will be concentrated, strengthened ,and then
relased on the white community. The purpose of this is
not to wipe out the white population of Xcatlatlllltlatl,
but to produce the correct level of therapeautic suffering
on the part of the present day arrogant Euro-Colonialist
hegemon, to facilitate understanding and equality between
ancestral rapists and ancestral dwellers.
Anatomically Correct Columbus Statue.
In 1995, a columbus statue on the UMD campus was taken
down by the Organization of Students of Color Working Together
(OSCWT). However, a new statue has been put in its place in
cooperation with the Univeristy Administration.
The new statue, based on correct historical data,
features a nude Columbus, flabby and pot-bellied, and with a very
small penis. On the right side of Columbus stands
an impressive Native American warrior 7 inches taller than
Columbus with a fine physique, and an equally impressive member.
On the right of the warrior is a beautiful fawning nude white
woman staring starry-eyed at the warrior. In between Columbus
and the warrior on the left is another white woman holding the
hand of the warrior and looking in smirking disgust at Columbus.
This is designed to create the proper sense of humility
in the arrogant white student population.
Indigenous Peoples Culture Celebration
In the Student Union Tonight, there will be an Indigenous
Peoples culture celebration. White students are asked to attend
only if they have a proper attitude of respect and are willing
to confront their own priviledge and unconcious racism.
Served will be Wild Boar, Buffalo, and Bald Eagle, grilled
in the traditional style of Xcatlltatlatl. Many in the Progressive
community opposed this, refusing to support the killing of other
living things, and the eating of their flesh. However, it is
the position of the University of Maryland Diversity Vanguard
that while vegetarianism is appopriate for members of the
hegemonic Western civilization, in order to develop a less
arrogant and domineering attitude towards nature, the indigenous
peoples of the world are entitled to pursue their own harmonization
with nature, free of arrogant cultural imperialist dictation
from the Euro-American community.
We hope to see you there.