SLEAZY'S BOX: THE MESSAGE BOARD


This is the place where you can talk to Sleazy. Let him know how you feel. If you are scandalized by his cutting observations on your cherished way of life, tell him. If you would like to offer Sleazy special services, inquiries can be made here. You could talk to other Sleazy-lovers/haters here, start your own little bogus trivial lifestyle intercom and pretentiously refer to it as a "community." Do whatever you want. It's "FREE."





SENDER:jennifer
DATE: 12-20-1999
SUBJECT: Sleazy, I Love You!!

Sleazy!!!

I love you! I'd die for you on stage!! and the Speakers would be as big as a house!!! I love it when you use the Vibrato Chord!!!

SENDER: "Kelly, Daniel J"
DATE: Date: Tue, 09 May 2000 15:10:19 -0400
SUBJECT: the horrible lies printed on your website

Dear Mr. Hudson,

As a proud member of BAE systems, I am putrified at your communistic rants against this great nation of ours. You have absolutely no appreciation for the wealth and prosperity generated every day by the robust information economy which you parasitically suck off of while claiming to "protest"against it.

Each and every day, little children are turned on to drugs, crime and sexual perversion because of the crap people like you produce. I have no idea what "polymorhpic anarcho-fesitishistic filthism" is, but I do know that every day, and in every way, I work to build missile-delivery systems that will one day blow the hell out of it and you.



                            Daniel J. Kelly
                                 Software Engineer,
                                 BAE Systems

                                Peace Through Strength


SENDER: "Elaine" | Block address
DATE: Wed, 28 Jun 2000 08:38:06 -0400 Add Addresses
SUBJECT: DITTOS from FILTHY LIBERAL PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF MONTGOMERY COUNTY

Mr. Liddy--

First, Sir, let me thank you for your service to our country.

Could Cameron send me an autographed picture of you?

I would use it to simulate a sex scene between you and my 8x10 glossy of Nixon in a hospital gown.I would cut a hole in the mouth and pretend that my Dog Duke is actually you fellating me.

When can I expect Passadena Hotbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? I'm trying to resist spending the proceeds from my latest Carnival on the new Harry Potter novel, but if your new 'recahd' doesnt come out soon, i'm going to weaken.

did you recently open for "FATHERWORXXX" at Hank Dietle's on Rockville Pike?






SENDER: "Elaine" | Block address
DATE: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 15:42:10 -0400
SUBJECT: you can shove your social regulations up your
ass; penis landscape; minimata (kepone)

Hyperactive Child---

this is truly peripatetic that this is the only way i can commutate with you. you dont ant's, sir your phone at work, and i get generic voice mail. how can i repudiate your putrid eight albums which menaces the penisses of our chidren's chidren's? your home line is (i'm sorry, did i say home?, i meant WORLD BROADBAND HEADQUARTERS). From the looks of the site, your ass is spending more time looking for porno than working the daily message up real pretty. You BETTER be recording, BUSTER, or you can forget that silly movie you're working on ! Don't smartmouth me, bitch. I just bought 3 OLD DK LPs now on CD! Call me. Got the Puka Pooch Van too, sans Mamie. And Wacky Packages, too!! Call me now. As soon as you get this message.




Lambchop

Free Association and Plagarism GENIUS




FROM: "Kenneth Nourse" | Block address
TO:
SUBJECT: My Deepest Respect
DATE: Sun, 30 Jul 2000 14:00:04 -0400


Danny,

Mike Campbell found your Web site and immediately got the word out. It's astoundingly good.

I'm working on a gift for you that I will send you details about in the near future.

Envious of your continuing creativity,


Ken Nourse


FROM: "Jennifer Murray"
TO: sleazyhudson@yahoo.com
SUBJECT: [none]
DATE: Sat, 2 Feb 2002 19:55:58 -0500

you're weird. i'm contacting geocities to shut down filth boxes like yours every day.

evil man!





FROM: Teds1970@aol.com
DATE: Tue, 14 May 2002 08:40:39 EDT
SUBJECT: (no subject)
TO: sleazyhudson@yahoo.com

i'll tell ya what you are, faggot! youre a faggot!






FROM: legalcounsel@juno.com | Block Address | Add to Address Book
DATE: Sat, 15 Jun 2002 13:03:24 GMT
SUBJECT: Re:come on down!! (factory of fukfax)
TO: sleazyhudson@yahoo.com

your funniest promo in months! "a perfect 10!" Steven Fogelbaum, pig-greaser "the nucleah plant, danny, half the families died from the nucleah waste" Cptn. j. jones, united states nuclear police






FROM: eel@erols.com | Block Address | Add to Address Book
DATE: 17 Jun 2002 14:34:47 -0000
TO: sleazyhudson@yahoo.com
SUBJECT: Re: come on down!!!! (protagoras)

Critics agree: Protagoras is at its filthy best!!! "Sleazy - I loved it - one of your best!" "laugh out loud funny" "Move over "Onion." Protagoras is #1." "Protagoras Rocks!






FROM: "Elaine" | This is spam | Add to Address Book
TO: "sleazy hudson"
SUBJECT: Thank you Thank you Thank you
DATE: Fri, 2 May 2003 19:18:33 -0400

Thank you so much for the CD. I can't stop playing it. Sleazy is sounding better than ever. It was good to have some classics on CD quality as well as some new material. I just want to know when Mrs. Groebel will make it to CD.

Once again, it is always such a treat to get something in the mail from Sleazy. You made my week!


Your biggest fan,
Hellabtch.



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